Love, Cars, Awkward and Cheating: The truth always comes out

The truth always comes out

By DammitMan - 30/11/2022 08:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a call from my girlfriend. In front of my wife. There was nowhere to run since we were in the car and my Bluetooth feature was on. My girlfriend’s phone had died and unbeknownst to me, she was calling from her mom’s phone, which is why I answered. I'm now walking home. It’s 5 miles away. FML

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You deserved it 4 191

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By 0ros - 12/09/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 782

You deserved it 4 380

By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 375

You deserved it 10 388

By Maxime - 20/11/2008 10:19 - France

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 926

You deserved it 9 848

Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 456

You deserved it 5 751

By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 07:09 - Australia - Burwood

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 979

You deserved it 2 961

By nolips - 19/11/2009 15:53 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 056

You deserved it 3 163

By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 461

You deserved it 3 194

By Embarrassed - 11/02/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 218

You deserved it 17 688

Now what?

By svsksosnns - 11/05/2016 03:59 - United States - Olympia

Today, I went on the road for work for the first time in a very long time. I was enjoying lunch with coworkers when my phone got bombarded with calls and texts. Turns out my wife and my mother had gotten into a fight within two hours of me being away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 978

You deserved it 1 042

I'll just hang out I guess

By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 828

You deserved it 4 309

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 30 November 2022 14:17

And I hope it was pouring rain. In the words of my favourite little bully on the Simpsons... HAHA!

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 30 November 2022 14:55

Hopefully the time it takes you to get home gives your wife time to change the locks.

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 30 November 2022 14:17

And I hope it was pouring rain. In the words of my favourite little bully on the Simpsons... HAHA!

LSMVAT 6

Wednesday 30 November 2022 14:26

If one makes poor decisions one should expect negative consequences AKA you ****** around and found out

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 30 November 2022 14:55

Hopefully the time it takes you to get home gives your wife time to change the locks.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 30 November 2022 15:33

What home are you walking to? You don't have one anymore.

mike3775 35

Wednesday 30 November 2022 16:03

Play stupid games, do the walk of shame. Hopefully the soon to be ex wife started helping you pack

lv2drum 7

Wednesday 30 November 2022 18:13

100% deserved. hope its "soon to be ex" wife

HayNow 11

Wednesday 30 November 2022 19:59

You're lucky if you still have a home to walk to.

Sonotsuave 35

Wednesday 30 November 2022 20:14

You sir can go straight to hell and stop looking for sympathy here whining about the consequences of shitty actions. Oh boo boo

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 30 November 2022 20:42

I hope your wife apologized for withholding affection from you and taking you for granted which FORCED you to seek approval and appreciation from another woman. Who's the bad guy now?