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Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8237) - you deserved it (40594)

On 06/11/2012 at 8:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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You're driving....why are you picking your nose?

#2 - On 06/11/2012 at 12:51pm by jtthegr8

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Note to self: don't pick your nose while driving. but that really does suck OP, hope you feel better!

#1 - On 06/11/2012 at 12:51pm by astoryofroses

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