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Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML


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On 05/15/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by artclasstrauma (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Scary... It wasn't Rosie O'Donnell was it? Considering she can't do much else anymore...

#1 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:01pm by Up24Hrs

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i'm sick of these "this was the only time i [something] for [period of time]" fmls. seriously, get over it.

#4 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:04pm by shattap

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