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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 / United States
By Anonymous - / Saturday 3 October 2009 17:55 / United States
By HeShe - / Sunday 6 September 2009 17:10 / United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

By NoPainNoGain - / Friday 5 June 2009 05:03 / United States
By helloitsbrian6969 - / Sunday 24 May 2009 19:50 / United States