Today, I found myself humming a Skrillex ditty all day. I'm beginning to wonder if I've had some sort of stroke. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML
"If I could turn back time…"
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
This is the end
Today, I got a song stuck in my head and couldn't stop humming it, even during an important meeting. I didn't realise I was doing it until my boss stopped talking, looked at me, and said, "You OK over there Jim Morrison?" FML
Make it stop
Today, like I've had for what seems like the past year, I have the Skibidi Toilet song playing in my brain. If you don't know what that is, don't look it up. My boyfriend isn't helping because he keeps singing the "YES YES" part. I can't escape my intrusive thoughts. Help. FML
By singing
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Belter
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML
Annoying internal jukebox
Today, I can remember enough of a song for it to be stuck in my head, but not enough of it to help me identify the song. FML
Top comments
TheAngryKitten 0
Skrillix is probably what your brain sounds like during a seizure/stroke as it is, so I would probably say...yeah.
PrincessPesa 20
A skrillex ditty? Sounds like an oxymoron! If you can hear a melody in all that noise OP, you must have a sixth sense.
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Comments (87)
TheAngryKitten 0
Skrillix is probably what your brain sounds like during a seizure/stroke as it is, so I would probably say...yeah.
VictoriaSchultz 8
Am I the only one that doesn't think their not as great as people proclaim them to be?
WCARlover 35
"doesn't think their not as great" makes no sense...but no you're not, thats kind of the point of this FML
BehindU 5
Sounds kind of like Transformers having sex. IMO.
Trisha_aus 15
You have nice Blonde hair! Blonde hair
BarDownDaily 12
I didn't know who he was, I searched him up and can safely say that I agree with you.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
I only listen to it when I work out/exercise. It pumps you up and gets your adrenaline going. Can you imagine listening to Whitney Houston while trying to work out...
Jonkbaby 23
did you sound like a dirty transformer?
MDTeddy 13
I read Skrillix sounds like a trippy drug that underage kids usually take because they think it is cool when in reality they are just not intelligent.
wannaplay 1
When you do drugs, you hear Skrillex.
btnhdude 0
Crystal Castles > Skrillex
SpottedZebra42 14
ProfessionalTrol - Have you tried rock? Anything except dubstep, right? Dubstep sounds as if it was made by a bunch of drunk monkeys bashing keyboards.
ladyLALAA 29
So much hate, poor Skrillex. I was skeptical on him I don't really like dub-step/I used to listen to his old screamo band but I saw him at a recent music festival and he change my mind. Even though it is all computers he does some pretty cool stuff!
Dojan 16
Digital instruments aren't all that different from analogue instruments. Typically they're smaller and more versatile. I don't get why people have to point out that one "uses computers" as if that's something bad.
Lon3Wolf64 4
IMO it sounds like a pierced retard banging on a keyboard. FTFY
jerseyboy732 16
am I the only one who doesn't know what that is?
lukep135 6
Hes. Dubstep/ electro artist. Or better yet just electronica because some fanboys will give me shit for not clasifying him in every genre in every song hes made
iStrukk 7
Luke beat me to it.
christyxbee 15
Google. It's good for the soul.
LaughinStock 16
DUBSTEP, that's what it's called sometimes that stuff has a good beat. Sometimes I feel like I'm going to be probed when I hear it. Or some form of Martian is after me. :P
Greendaycheese 12
It's shit, basically.
Trisha_aus 15
In your opinion it's shit but then in your opinion gaga is god and bieber's music touches your soul..
THE_A_TEEN 28
You do realise that there are other artist and bands that anyone can enjoy. Using beiber and Gaga as examples just labels you as a fan and can't accept other people's opinion on Skrillex.
mhopper 13
Listen to it and you be the judge. You were warned...
The_Hitdude 12
This is how I look at it: Everyone is entitled to an opinion. People bashing others for their opinion, or bashing a genre of music just because THEY don't like it, only shows their close-minded character and immaturity. That is all.
Michael_92 20
Well much like ANY artist they all have good and bad songs. I think they have some good songs, just like I think most artists do.
GhettoMaverick 0
It's really BROSTEP not DUBSTEP. Brostep is the really intense, non stopping, face melting, Optimus Prime & Dishwasher sex tape. Dubstep can be a lot softer and mellow. Even reaches melodic tunes sometimes
GhettoMaverick 0
Also skrillex is a guy. He isn't a band or anything. ?(¬_ ¬") And not all dubstep is bad and don't come rash on me for that! It's all personal opinion ¯_(?)_/¯. ?(???? ). (????)?
alexup24 13
2- Skrillex is technopop, not dubstep and he is very bad.
Dylan94_fml 8
You're describing Skrillex as Technopop?? u srs brah?
azurewave 6
120- That was the stupidest thing I have heard in a while.
coe08 6
I don't either
jdizz16 16
XD I approve that message!
alexup24 13
You people obviously don't know what real dubstep is. Skrillex is probably the only dubstep you can name. If you can name some then I apologize for any trouble caused.
shot3 0
Ha, troll
kocoman500 2
33- you're shit. Kpop is shit. You being from Canada is shit. Everything about you is shit. But don't worry, that's just my opinion, right?
LaSenzaSecurity 4
#175 Doctor P, Flux Pavillion, Nero, Gemeni, Rusko, Brown and Gammon, Dazed, Mt Eden , Subfocus, Modestep, Adam F, Benga, Foreign Beggars, The Killabits. And that's my library of songs let alone what I lisen on YouTube...
SkrillexXD 6
Does it even matter what his tracks are classified as? He's a ******* beast.
TheHezzer 17
it's actually brostep (described by Skrillex himself that way), dubstep is a different genre again, and a lot better
GhettoMaverick 0
Already said BITCH
Karalela44 15
183 did you ever stop to think that maybe there are other k-pop loving canadians here?
Gubbon 17
Same. What the heck is a ditty?
The_creator_fml 2
People around you were probably wondering the same....
ninjaboy18 6
Skrillex is awesome!!!
Beeftinkle 13
I prefer Drum n Bass to Dubstep anyday, and imo there are many artists in the dubstep genre which are a lot better than skrillex.
PrincessPesa 20
A skrillex ditty? Sounds like an oxymoron! If you can hear a melody in all that noise OP, you must have a sixth sense.
missamerica95 0
It just sounds like noise. It's amazing what can be classified as "music" these days.
Trisha_aus 15
Yea so skrillex sucks but what Justin bieber n gaga make are considered music?!
Pudagiah 12
I don't agree with the last part of that. Justin bieber and lady gaga also suck.
KeyboardWarrior 10
30 - I don't like skrillex, but I also don't like Beiber or Gaga. Point?
kalgon 0
Throw in some Cattle Decapitation then some Mortician and Skrillex will sound more like Chopin. Problem solved.
gntfmlingnow 12
There are set, obvious rhythms and beats to dubstep. Just because you don't like the music doesn't mean other people can't, or that it's not music.
Pigeon89 34
Yeah I was going to say the same- "ditty" is completely the wrong word to describe his music!
Gubbon 17
If you can't then your ears must be broken, to be honest.
lukep135 6
It was probally reptile. That gets my head bobbing for days
GhettoMaverick 0
Breakn' a Sweat is where it's at. That's my team's warm up/announcement song
Snafuusmc 12
Most likely.
vturbz91 0
Skrillex sucks !!!!!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Let the skrillex fanboys come in 3...2..........1......
ChaosAngel17 14
Skillrex... Has fanboys?
THE_A_TEEN 28
If it exist in any media outlet, you'll bet your Ass that it has fanboys(girls).
ChaosAngel17 14
That is true. Cudos to you sir.
wickedbitch505 1
You suck!
Yousuck24 21
So someone sucks because they have a different opinion to you? Righto.
KRS_13 0
Am I the only one that like skrillex..? But I actually found this FML amusing xP
Michael_92 20
Yea I have to disagree...I love the song Cinema. My fav dubstep song without a doubt.
ashra_Raivyn 2
No your not I like his dupstep as well.
Ririshi 0
I like Skrillex :>
BCrazzi 9
You sucks!!!!!!!!
iyazwoodfle 4
Skrillex sucks your mom at night
SkrillexXD 6
Skrillex is my life. Notice my username;)
CookieRaider2015 5
•SUDDEN numbness or weakness of face, arm or leg - especially on one side of the body. •SUDDEN confusion, trouble speaking or understanding. •SUDDEN trouble seeing in one or both eyes. •SUDDEN trouble walking, dizziness, loss of balance or coordination. •SUDDEN severe headache with no known cause. Hmmm. None of those mention Skrillex constantly playing in your head. I think you're okay, OP.
x_KL_x 7
But Skrillex does cause a sudden headache it's just the cause is pretty obvious.
Goatinsfriend 8
I'm sure I'd think the same thing, too.
WCARlover 35
I can't believe I used to like him *shudders*
howsitgoingjc 2
Yeah man I liked skrillex before he became mainstream.....,,pshhhh
THE_A_TEEN 28
I disliked Skrillex before it was cool. Am I a Hipster nao?
WCARlover 35
I really don't care if people still like him or not but when it comes on my shuffle in iTunes it just annoys me now
lsd_25 8
u dirty hipster
TheDrifter 24
76, 16 is on the right track. Admitting you liked something just because it was cool is the first step to curing hipsterism. Of course if this hatred comes from the dact that he went minstream, the hipsterism has gone too deep and may have caused irreperable damage.
Gubbon 17
Nothing wrong with liking him, honestly. In some years you will shudder again about your stance right now. Hopefully.