Today, I found myself humming a Skrillex ditty all day. I'm beginning to wonder if I've had some sort of stroke. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML
"If I could turn back time…"
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
This is the end
Today, I got a song stuck in my head and couldn't stop humming it, even during an important meeting. I didn't realise I was doing it until my boss stopped talking, looked at me, and said, "You OK over there Jim Morrison?" FML
Make it stop
Today, like I've had for what seems like the past year, I have the Skibidi Toilet song playing in my brain. If you don't know what that is, don't look it up. My boyfriend isn't helping because he keeps singing the "YES YES" part. I can't escape my intrusive thoughts. Help. FML
By singing
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Belter
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML
Annoying internal jukebox
Today, I can remember enough of a song for it to be stuck in my head, but not enough of it to help me identify the song. FML
Top comments
TheAngryKitten 0
Skrillix is probably what your brain sounds like during a seizure/stroke as it is, so I would probably say...yeah.
PrincessPesa 20
A skrillex ditty? Sounds like an oxymoron! If you can hear a melody in all that noise OP, you must have a sixth sense.
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Comments (87)
QWERTYCommander 5
How do you hum Skrillex? Unless you mean the part before the drop?
Matty1188 6
Didn't know them. Checked YouTube. Ears bleeding.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Quick! Go look up some classical music.
Nevereverland 8
Did you drop the bass as well?
sakforduc 0
Lmao I'd love to see them try.
5HT2A 5
Am I the only one who knew of Sonny Moore when he was in From First To Last? Oh man -_-
Geddeson 4
Seeing as someone mentioned it 6 comments up, I'd say no.
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
How are you supposed to hum a bass drop
icallbullshit 3
Shoulda hummed flux pavilion.
Lifes_a_bust 0
That is where the guttural noises come into play. You'd be surprised with the wide variety of sounds the human body can produce. ;)
deliriousbasil 0
Dumpstep was invented by Marry Poppins zipping Earl Grey-tea with milk on a sad rainy day in GB. That's why the kids and screwballs love it. Common beef me down now, thats just my personal opinion. No offence, but....
moneybagz131 6
I do it like this. Deeeeeeeoooow. Waah! Bekabekabeka weeee! Byooow byoow weeeeeeh wikawikawika waaah kwaa! Lol. Use ur imagination.