Today, I found myself humming a Skrillex ditty all day. I'm beginning to wonder if I've had some sort of stroke. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML
"If I could turn back time…"
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
This is the end
Today, I got a song stuck in my head and couldn't stop humming it, even during an important meeting. I didn't realise I was doing it until my boss stopped talking, looked at me, and said, "You OK over there Jim Morrison?" FML
Make it stop
Today, like I've had for what seems like the past year, I have the Skibidi Toilet song playing in my brain. If you don't know what that is, don't look it up. My boyfriend isn't helping because he keeps singing the "YES YES" part. I can't escape my intrusive thoughts. Help. FML
By singing
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Belter
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML
Annoying internal jukebox
Today, I can remember enough of a song for it to be stuck in my head, but not enough of it to help me identify the song. FML
Top comments
TheAngryKitten 0
Skrillix is probably what your brain sounds like during a seizure/stroke as it is, so I would probably say...yeah.
PrincessPesa 20
A skrillex ditty? Sounds like an oxymoron! If you can hear a melody in all that noise OP, you must have a sixth sense.
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Comments (87)
princess_boss_ch 0
i love tecno
princess_boss_ch 0
i love tecno
Kensei19 0
im breaking a sweat , its all right , im breaking a sweat , i said its all right . because i do that one all the time out loud but people join in
kriz_allizwell 6
about this skrillexer thing...is it a brand of condoms or something?
Trisha_aus 15
No dumbass..
wironandine 8
What the hell is that?
TylerDirty 15
What your hearing is the sound that your brain makes. Your brain actually makes a really loud sound if you just stop and listen to it.
SkoomaKi 28
Skrillex is mostly shit...
123kookypoo 10
You know, I actually love Skrillex. EVERYONE I know always puts me down, or insults me, all because they don't like him, and I do. I don't go around and say "Oh, you like Katy Perry? Wow, you're stupid." But yet, everyone does that about Skrillex, and it's perfectly normal. And if I did say that about Katy Perry, a lot of people would probably attack me. You see, it doesn't make sense. If someone said that they liked someone popular today, and someone else doesn't, it doesn't matter. No one should care. I honestly LOVE dubstep and Skrillex, and a lot of people disrespect me just for that reason. No one gives dubstep a chance. I don't think it's fair. Dubstep is just as much as music, as all the stuff on the radio is. Ever heard of "found sounds"? That's right; It's music which is made by your everyday objects. In this case, it's all kinds of machines. Dubstep is music, and Skrillex is an artist. I don't want you to love Skrillex, but at least don't insult him, or the people who like him. No one hates people who like Pop or Hip-Hop, now, do they? No, that's because that's what society says is 'normal'. If society said that dubstep was acceptable, I bet everyone here would say how 'good he is', or 'how much they love him'. So please, give him a break. He's a happy guy, with an amazing life. No need to hate!
deliriousbasil 0
How can I thump this down on my phone? Just asking not hating!
KiddNYC1O 22
Ahaa.
Ririshi 0
I totally agree to you. I personally really like Skrillex and I'm happy to see other people who do =D
someguy998 8
Thats weird considering pretty much every one I know practically bows down to the guy. But I don't really make fun of people just for listening to him or dubstep in general either, although its kind of hard to hide the blood spouting from my ears when I hear people blasting it. Opinions are opinions though I guess.
Lon3Wolf64 4
tl:dr
forzadude420 0
I like skrillex and all but his sounds are the same and get old quickly
baked_goods 5
Skrillex should learn hitting a button on a Mac-book doesn't make him an artist. And dubstep is shit anyway.
deliriousbasil 0
I took my 80s hat off to you, good Sir!