Today, I found myself humming a Skrillex ditty all day. I'm beginning to wonder if I've had some sort of stroke. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML
"If I could turn back time…"
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
This is the end
Today, I got a song stuck in my head and couldn't stop humming it, even during an important meeting. I didn't realise I was doing it until my boss stopped talking, looked at me, and said, "You OK over there Jim Morrison?" FML
Make it stop
Today, like I've had for what seems like the past year, I have the Skibidi Toilet song playing in my brain. If you don't know what that is, don't look it up. My boyfriend isn't helping because he keeps singing the "YES YES" part. I can't escape my intrusive thoughts. Help. FML
By singing
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Belter
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML
Annoying internal jukebox
Today, I can remember enough of a song for it to be stuck in my head, but not enough of it to help me identify the song. FML
Top comments
TheAngryKitten 0
Skrillix is probably what your brain sounds like during a seizure/stroke as it is, so I would probably say...yeah.
PrincessPesa 20
A skrillex ditty? Sounds like an oxymoron! If you can hear a melody in all that noise OP, you must have a sixth sense.
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Comments (87)
totallyepicchick 0
Ditty? Do people still say that? :P
linkinpark98 24
Apparently they do. I say it, I'm only 14. :P
efynsien 1
Maybe its because your only 14?
Sprezlaus 9
I don't even like dubstep, although I did witness the rising and saw most of the pioneers perform, but imo Skrillex doesn't really deserve the label dubstep... The music [sic] he makes is nothing but commercial mainstream-oriented noise, fair enough, it's well produced but so is Justin Bieber's music (which I don't like either). People should stop creating hypes, but then again, hypes pay bills...
Lifes_a_bust 0
I adore the negative attention! More thumbs down.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Past and Present: Donny Osmond = Justin Beiber Madonna = Lady Gaga Dial-up Modem = Skrillex
KiddNYC1O 22
Dial up modems totally get my attention.
Knash 3
You should have been humming, i want to kill everybody in the world." lol.
DeeMillzee 4
Love how a bunch of people are complaining about not being able to hum the bass drop. I managed to for this song...
lsd_25 8
yea thats just terrible im so sorry for u. skrillex is to dubstep what journey is to rock
L_Lovegood 19
Ew. I simply can't grasp the appeal of dubstep or anything like it.
linkinpark98 24
Hey, everybody likes different music. No need to trash it.
Obeyy19 4
Skrillex is amazing. Nuff said.
stevenmx86 8
Don't put Skrillex in dubstep. That's an insult to dubstep... I would classify him as electronica just to spare dubstep's good name..
OffToTheGayBar 9
Woah, woah, don't put him in electronica. That's an insult to Owl City.
PrincessPesa 20
Music can be noisy- they don't cancel each other out. Regarding skrillex? I love electronic music, and lots of different kinds of it. I'm not at all squeamish when it comes to noise; I'm just not into songs that start out like, kinda cute and trance-y and then digress into a bizarre robot snuff film score. Some people are into that- no hate. There's no rule stating that just because one likes a certain artist one can't love a huge variety of other music. Tear down the walls of your pigeonholes!
PrincessPesa 20
****, this is the wrong thread. Sorry!
Pancakemines 0
Skrillex is awesome. Haters go kill yourselves. Justin and gaga make me want to shit.
OffToTheGayBar 9
Haters go die? You're trashing JB and LGG; you're a hater, too. So, uh, you wanna die first? Look bro, I get you don't like their music. But, it's not like they're slipping you laxatives. I don't see how they can make you "want to shit". Work on your metaphors; this one makes you sound like a hypocritical child who wandered into his parents' bedroom and stole their laptop.
Pancakemines 0
No not thrashing.just simply stating my personal opinion like everyone else on FML does. Want to try again? And btw I have my own laptop and iPod and I'm only 17. If I was thrashing I would have just put everything in caps like usual. But I'm not. Just saying JB and lady gaga aren't good in my opinion. And that all skrillex haters can go jump in front of a moving truck. Thanks! :)
OffToTheGayBar 9
This is a thread about Skrillex. You were "thrashing" two people who, by the way, have nothing to do with this FML. And, don't try and go the whole "stating my own personal opinion" route. It may be your opinion, but it was also a non sequitur. You said people who don't like an artist you like should die. You then specified they should jump in front of a bus. The fact that you so 'righteously' pass judgement on others by way of musical taste doesn't detract from me thinking you're a child.
Sprezlaus 9
-- And btw I have my own laptop and iPod and I'm only 17. I'm impressed! -- Just saying JB and lady gaga aren't good in my opinion. And that all skrillex haters can go jump in front of a moving truck. Thanks! :) Frankly, people hate/dislike his music, not the man himself. But if you really want to hear someone's opinion, here's mine: everything about his appearance screams "I'm a product". Ah well, back to listening to Front 242 (check on Youtube: Front 242 - Religion, The Prodigy Bass Under Siege Mix)...
ssnowywinter 0
What's curious to me is how people jump from Skrillex to Lady Gaga and JB. I'm not a fan of any of them, but that seems like a pretty big leap from one type of music to another. Just because you don't like Skrillex doesn't mean you like Gaga and JB, and vice versa. There are other types of music out there.