Today, I found myself humming a Skrillex ditty all day. I'm beginning to wonder if I've had some sort of stroke. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML
"If I could turn back time…"
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
This is the end
Today, I got a song stuck in my head and couldn't stop humming it, even during an important meeting. I didn't realise I was doing it until my boss stopped talking, looked at me, and said, "You OK over there Jim Morrison?" FML
Make it stop
Today, like I've had for what seems like the past year, I have the Skibidi Toilet song playing in my brain. If you don't know what that is, don't look it up. My boyfriend isn't helping because he keeps singing the "YES YES" part. I can't escape my intrusive thoughts. Help. FML
By singing
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Belter
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML
Annoying internal jukebox
Today, I can remember enough of a song for it to be stuck in my head, but not enough of it to help me identify the song. FML
Top comments
TheAngryKitten 0
Skrillix is probably what your brain sounds like during a seizure/stroke as it is, so I would probably say...yeah.
PrincessPesa 20
A skrillex ditty? Sounds like an oxymoron! If you can hear a melody in all that noise OP, you must have a sixth sense.
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Comments (87)
howsitgoingjc 2
Haha this is a really funny FML.
bacon1043 3
Yeah especially the comments with the genre wars. People like different music, don't talk them down because of it guys
fuckmebutdontfml 16
O.o and that is somehow wrong???? I love Skrillex!!!
fuckmebutdontfml 16
as a matter of fact I was listening to Skrillex when I read this I couldn't help but gasp and gape :O ...if having a stroke means having a Skrillex song stuck in your head I died a long time ago :p
bitch_pleez 10
I like how you call it a song, as if Skrillex is music. Try listening to real music like A Day To Remember or Close Your Eyes
ThatMusicGuy 0
Skrillex is music. Just because the bass has wobbles and extreme effects doesn't change the fact that it's a song. It also has a primary medley (usually a synth) and a harmonic medley or two. Aside from that, why can't we like both? Or accept the fact that we only like one or the other?
Michael_92 20
Real music? It is real music, just different than what you are used to. I listen to....Rap, Hip-hop, Oldies, Jazz, Alternative, some Swing, Classic Rock, Dubstep, and R&B. Sooo yea point is don't be so judgmental people, just because you don't appreciate a particular artist doesn't mean others don't.
TColby 12
I don't understand how people can listen Skrillex. I can't make it even twenty seconds through a single song.
Trisha_aus 15
No one is forcing you to listen to skrillex..stop putting him down because some people love his music!!
Gubbon 17
Medley? You mean melody? Your name is ThatMusicGuy, ffs. Haha
NoisyNykkii 10
I think the fact that you were ACTUALLY able to hum Skrillex proves you right.
JasonEP 3
I wouldn't consider this an FML. More like a FYTA!! (**** yeah that's awesome!!) MIRITE?!!?
Trisha_aus 15
What's wrong with skrillex?! Agree he had better stuff before as just sonny Moore but really skrillex is awesome! Bangaranggggg
zack11289 3
You say skrillex is awesome here, but on another post you say skrillex sucks.....do which is it? I love skrillex and honestly don't see how anyone doesn't
SammySteel 6
38 - It's called people having a different taste of music
Trisha_aus 15
I don't think I ever said skrillex sucks..was there even another Fml about him?! I guess they don't like him because they haven't heard his best tracks or just don't like the genre..at least he's not a sell out like guetta..
br0ccoli 15
Guetta is amazing. How else are people going to hear you if you don't go mainstream?? Not everyone wants to be a starving artist working for peanuts.
matt_mcg 2
People generalize too much, and FML probably isn't the best place to have discussions on electronic music seeing as many of the posters are American, and America is musically retarded at the moment. That being said I like skrillex simply due to the fact that he puts lots of work into his productions, which most people here wouldnt understand.
LOCKED07 3
it's terrible dubstep?
DocBastard 40
Matt_mcg - please explain how the US is "musically retarded". I'd love to hear this. On the scale of musical geniuses (Beethoven being on top), Skrillex ranks just below nails on a chalkboard.
Pancakemines 0
Doc, have you ever listened to rap on the radio? While I am black and I do play the harp I have to agree with him that America is "musically retarded". They would rather play music about sex and drugs rather than something positive. This is why I listen to Japanese music instead of the radio.
DocBastard 40
Pancakemines - I don't understand what your race has to do with anything, but I completely agree with you that rap is terrible. But singling out one genre as an example of an entire country's musical ineptitude is silly. That just means you're listening to the wrong music. Try giving Young the Giant, The Black Keys, and Dream Theater a listen. Fortunately Nickelback and Bieber are Canadian.
TheDrifter 24
Hey, we as Canadians have apologised for them on numerous occaisons. That said, I blame the Amaricans for producing and buying their albums. Blame Canada my ass.
Trisha_aus 15
Aye at least you gave us deadmau5 as an apology
Pancakemines 0
I don't know why I threw my race in there Doc. But anyways I do agree with the point you made. You've bested me....for now.
lessthan0_fml 6
Well said.
Ambience138 11
You poor poor man. If I were you I'd be sticking screwdrivers in my ears about now.
Ankon 11
Kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
b0ngs 7
No shit Sherlock. And you actually can hum a skrillex song.
mintcar 10
In my opinion, he sucked in From First To Last and he sucks now. That's the great thing about music, it's all subjective.
Geddeson 4
I liked from first to last, in a shameful embarrassed way.
Feartheunknown 4
Stupid bitch
br0ccoli 15
How do people even dance to that?? I feel it's the music equivalent of having a fork beat eggs in a bowl, except the fork is Scrillex and the egg is your soul.
Trisha_aus 15
Have you ever been to one of his concerts? Or do u just not like electronic music in general? No avicii? No Kaskade? No deadmau5?!
br0ccoli 15
45-I'm into trying new genres/sounds but I just think I can't take it. I tried and wanted to like it. Unfortunately, my brain just feels like it's getting punk'd each time. Maybe one day. Ministry of sound and some dubstep, but skrillex? Can't handle it. I don't even think those are really comparable, I'm just getting into that whole sound. I used to be a strictly r&b and top 40 kind of girl. I do like kaskade though.
ambamm135 7
45 go to their concert and then what? Watch them hit play while I paid 266 bucks for a Ticket? No thanks. I'd rather watch musicians play. Gods like Rush (Getty Lee, Alex Lifeson, and Neil Peirt), or Sir Paul McCartney, or Something of the sort.
Ambience138 11
I love how you just name new electronic shite, nice one.
Trisha_aus 15
The reason I named them is because they are the ones most people know!
TheDrifter 24
I must be getting old, I'd only heard of one off your list. Personally I think they'd be easier to listen to if there was some sort of a rythm to go with the bass line they're mixing over, it all sounds like a 2 year old playing with the mixer. Oddly, my 2 year old cousin LOVES it.
Trisha_aus 15
Try listening to the other two I mentioned, they are quite popular..and you probably have heard avicii or Steve aoki as well