Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years old. FML

by smellybelly / 03/02/2012 at 1:26am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

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  • Reminds me of Patrick Star, except he uses his bellybutton as a biological wallet.

    #5 - On 03/02/2012 at 5:59am by Sinamoi

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  • You mean he's 2-7 years old. This is why punctuation is important!

    #10 - On 03/02/2012 at 6:02am by MetalxSoldier

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