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Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
A cat that fetches toenails huh? Too bad you don't have a cat that fetches root bear.
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Friday 31 July 2015