By Peach - 02/03/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
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kings1fan 6

I think I threw up a little

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KeyboardWarrior 10

That cat must be boss if it can catch a bear.

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docscientist 9

Well, it might have the shape and length for the cat to want to play with. You never seen them mess around with small objects before?

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jojimugo 20

Now we are blaming cats? ...... What happened to dogs?

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Honestly_Lainey 21

Dogs are too smart to play with yellow toenails. OP's roommate needed to improvise.

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flapdoodle 2

So either the cat has been on the counter or your roommate clips his toenails up there. Might I suggest eating any and all meals out?

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coopdaddy267 5

Never heard of a cat wanting anything with a toenail

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Dnigz13 4

Drop a log next to his room and when he asks tell him the troll that lives in the closet must have taken it out of then toilet and left it

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spacetravel 1

Is there a word for that? Calling it disgusting seems insufficient.

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