Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Keeping up appearances
Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML
Top comments
CalCommando 6
She's an ignoramoose.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Oh good God that's every teen's worst nightmare!
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Comments (105)
CalCommando 6
She's an ignoramoose.
maryjayy3 0
A what?
CalCommando 6
Yes, I called her a moose. Come at me bro.
finished 10
Lol how the hell did you come up with a word like that :)
hotPinklipstick 24
It comes from the word ignoramus. He just added a funny twist to it :)
finished 10
didn't think of that thanks :)
blackheart24 10
I hate when adults act immature on fb!! How old r u??? Geezus
ibelieb6 0
Kinda ambarissing..
sr101998 0
You mean embarrassing. But my mom has done it too.
FranzFerdinand 18
Haha, I remember that from Matilda. Great movie, and the word still cracks me up to this day. (:
smartypants96 3
Nobody knows how to spell, obviously. You ask how old OP's mom is, to insult her, & yet you can't spell Jesus properly.
GovernorGeneral 8
Thank god my mom doesnt even know what facebook is :')
thinkPlNK 0
28 - i hate when ppl type lyk der cap locks is having a seizure . Geezus!!!!!
blackheart24 10
Idgaf. Like I'm the only one on the Internet who writes like that?? **** you all. OP, your mom needs a life.
blackheart24 10
Geezus: Ray William Johnson's way of spelling Jesus. Only =3 fans will get this. Suck it.
Shadowcapii 3
Cal, didn't cracker barrel already say ignoramoose?
CalCommando 6
xD That's where I first heard it ^
MidnightBlossom 2
Cherish the moments with Mother.
cja101 8
Yeah "respect your mother she's like no other" - Mr. T
KK3137 31
Cherish the moments with mother.. before she goes psycho in her midlife crisis...
startrekker 3
lol, teenagers act a little more psycho than women who are having mid-life crisis!
ladyLALAA 29
My mum likes to call me to tell me things she sees on my Facebook. "So I see on Facebook that you went out last night.."
Ravenclaw2016 6
Looks like it's a bit late for that 43. I have nothing against parents on FB [though I don't add them] but anyone trying desperately to act like they're a teen in adulthood to be "cool" has hit that crisis.
Dark__Angel66 24
Aww, she probably just wants to feel young again. :/ but I wanna know what she considered to be "cool" because it might not be THAT bad.
littlemsweirdo 12
Uh, red minidress? Ooh, showing off that saggy wrinkly old body! Hot. o_O
shannonreneee 11
If she wants to feel young again she can get a new haircut or wardrobe. Not try to be a part of her daughter or son's friendship group. It's not normal or healthy.
lrgenesis 19
OP here. In response to 5, she's tried to use words such as "swag" "totes" "creeper" "awk" just to name a few, she's posting awkward stuff on their walls like "you were a beast in that game on friday" and when I asked her to please stop, she declined, she's also adopted 'nm' as an appropriate response to 'what's up?' She's going to turn 51 this year.
lrgenesis 19
Most of the kids she doesn't even know so it's very weird when she tries to "hit them up" as she'd say.
thiscrazything 1
So why did they allow her to friend them?
startrekker 3
so cute! you are embarrassed by your mom! she's prolly trying to get closer to you, this is a good thing. don't act like the typical teenager, accept her and joke around with her as well. my dad is/was embarrassing when I was a teenager but instead of cringing I was proud he was my dad.
calmyourself 7
At least she hasn't opted to getting plastic surgery. I just watched a segment on a mom who got plastic surgery to look like her own daughter. It could be worse, OP.
lrgenesis 19
62- They probably wanted more friends to seem popular. Everyone accepts people with mutual friends these days.
bizarre_ftw 22
Then tell them to unfriend her, she should have a fb if she wants one, but with a friend pool her own age
thatsmylyfe 13
a really great question!! but remember teens on Facebook are "friend ******" they add anyone and everyone to have the highest friends number!! :/
snowmount07 6
WTF Man!
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Oh good God that's every teen's worst nightmare!
Llama_Face89 34
My worst nightmare is Detroit actually playing well.
grapisy 8
My worst nightmare is evil demons from the depths of hell coming out in the middle of the night and killing everyone by ripping out their entrails.
grapisy 8
My worst nightmare is evil demons from the depths of hell coming out in the middle of the night and killing everyone by ripping out their entrails.
unitedfan11 0
^^ someone needs psychotherapy
finished 10
If she thinks cool is what it was when she was kid then i feel sorry for you ...
lrgenesis 19
She does. FML
Rocky007 15
My mom did the same. I'm 58.
Redoxx_fml 22
CHEW IT OVER WITH A TWIX!
kajolphagura 6
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS JUST MADE MY DAY XD
CDeCam 9
That's not too bad. But if she starts trying to talk to your friends and arrange hang outs to conquer the cinnamon challenge, then you have a problem.
thiscrazything 1
Ugh, that cinnamon challenge!
erl1996_fml 6
I have nightmares about that kind of stuff...
a7xfoREVer15 0
xD