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your dad is tooo jokes :P
what does this mean? I can tell it usually doesn't matter what comes out of your mouth, but is this how people say things in Canada??
offensive yes but what does too jokes mean ? like to funny I'm assuming
okaiii, u dont kno me. What i meant was that her dad has a fkn sense of humor. chilll bro :/
that was directed towards 21 right ?
I agree eh
21 Hahahahahahaha.
Milk comes in bags. Justin Bieber. Degrassi. Scott Pilgrim. Canada is 50% okay.
Im Canadian, and I have never seen milk in a bag.. Degrassi sucks, justin Bieber is an embarrasment, wtf is Scott Pilgrim?=S
I like milk in bags. I HATE beiber. The guy that wrote Scott Pilgrim went to my highschool. And we gave Three Days Grace so Canada is 98% Cheif.
Come on. There are more Canadian wannabe singers/bands than just Bieber. Some of them are actually good! Agreed, Bieber sends our rating plummeting. Where I live, we have milk in bags, but I've used the bottles before and prefer those. Less mess. Scott Pilgrim is god. That is all.
scott pilgrim rocks pretty hard, so if i was canadian, i'd be pretty damn proud of that. |the kid|
#1 your hot
56 you are dumb
26, shut your ******* mouth before I come over there and shut it for you.
75 - Indeed. Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera... Lady Gaga I believe...
..how do people kno im canadian.
Are you being too joke?
It's on your profile, idiot.
there really isn't anything to say to that question other than "please just either leave, or shut the hell up."
thats nice
Why did you say this then?
She was fishing for compliments. I hate it when people do that.
Why did you say this then?
why would you even say that?
yep
Don't bitches know not to fish for compliments? The only thing you're going to get is the ******* truth.
agreed
why would you even NAME YOURSELF that?
this is what happens when you fish for compliments
i know right? ydi
he probably knew you weren't serious anyway.
you can start training for your new career now. my bedspread and mattress cover need to be washed, but my apartment sized stacked washer/drier is too small to fit them. you will have to go to the coin laundry. I'll give you quarters.
Don't forget to pay her for the "sucky sucky". Because they're basically the same jobs, right?
WIN
Ha! you'll give her quarters, which is how much she'll be making when she achieves her goal.
funny!
agreed!
Why were you hoping for him to tell you that you are smart if you just said you wanted to be a hotel maid?... Smart people don't want to be hotel maids. Those two things are obviously at odds with each other.
Fishing for motivation. YDI.
110 beautiful kittens aswell :D
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this is what happens when you fish for compliments
Why were you hoping for him to tell you that you are smart if you just said you wanted to be a hotel maid?... Smart people don't want to be hotel maids. Those two things are obviously at odds with each other.