Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML
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Top comments
CalCommando 6
She's an ignoramoose.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Oh good God that's every teen's worst nightmare!
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Comments (105)
littlemsweirdo 12
Been there. I agree it sucks. She is probably lonely or she wants more time with you! But admit it, you gotta love the annoying ass things your old folks do(:
Fus_Ro_Dah 2
She is under wrong impression that "Teens are cool", They are not.
Simoneaux17 11
umad
littlemsweirdo 12
No. Just no.
ERIKER 11
parents on facebook = problems
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Not necessarily. Clueless parents would be a problem. My parents are on Facebook, and I have them friended, and they occasionally comment on pictures I throw up or statuses I make, but for the most part their too busy chatting with old friends that they found through it.
cassiebear7652 7
You throw up pictures? *They're
Namerkp2 8
Strangely, your picture matches your comment perfectly.
perdix 31
Aw, that's easy. A real challenge is to be a teen pretending to be a middle-aged dude.
ParkerF21 0
Mine did that too :(
henrytod 2
you can't blame her for trying to be cool.
taytaylal 11
My friend's mom did this to me. I denied it obviously because she would comment on all my friends status' and I didn't want her to do that to me.
cassiebear7652 7
Parents+Technology/anything social=not a good mix.
Awsumuzzie 12
Are you dividing by "anything social"?
docscientist 10
Yes, I'd like to see the proof of your equation.
cassiebear7652 7
38- Yes. Yes I am.