dammit
United States
Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Michael
Australia
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
EllieJ
Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML
Elliot
United Kingdom
Good morning
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
1ndustrytx
United States
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
Ringo McDingo
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Thrashed
Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
anonymous
France
Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML
Kaz
United States
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Mythbusters
Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML
nuerrotticc
Help!
Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
Vero
Timelkam, Austria
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Take the bricks and throw them back. ******* vandals will get a lump on the head and a valuable lesson about who NOT TO **** WITH.
deebaybeee19 6
hey, they're reusable. stop bitching and enjoy your gifts.
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Comments (103)
DocBastard 40
Take the bricks and throw them back. ******* vandals will get a lump on the head and a valuable lesson about who NOT TO **** WITH.
theaws0m3guy 4
Damn....
that1guyyy 12
Are you Liam Neeson?
ManlyDunsparce 3
No, he's. All in all. Just another brick in the wall.
enonymous 9
I usually count sheep but if you're in the city I guess bricks are the next closest thing
porp1 4
When life gives you bricks, don't make a house, make life take the bricks back! I don't want your damn bricks, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life' s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson bricks! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... With bricks! I'm going to have my engineers make a commutable brick that burns your house down!
Damn_Hippster 11
Kool-aid man strikes again!
Margemander 4
I can't help with the brick population, but one time my parents got a custom made steel mailbox that had a post that went 3 feet into the ground. First dumb kid that tried to knock it over with a bat succeeded in busting his rear window and almost broke his arm. No more mailboxes were ever hit in our neighborhood.
DooleyFTW 17
That's an usual alarm you've got there mate
narrowords 18
29 - Did you mean combustible?
humorizer 14
At least it wasn't five flying bricks and a spider?
welandedonthemoo 5
Lmao @25
TourettesGuyFTW 26
yes, reading 25's comment actually made me explode with laughter!!
bri_maselli 0
Hahah I agree, throw that shit back out of the window, plus an extra one, so it makes a statement..
ChaosAngel17 14
60- If you exploded how did you type a response?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
62- it's a turn of phrase. Do you have fairly limited vocabulary / self expression? Or are you just being facetious?
zombieman629 0
Super troopers!
SuperDerp 8
If that were me I would get my paintball gun and light them up if possible. Or chase their asses and call tge cops to your location to trap tgem
SherBear133 7
1- ******* vandals may also get a chance to meet DocBastard afterwards ^^ lucky...
carlovr435 10
But Doc, really more x-rays like the one in your picture are not needed. Instead pull out your trusty 44. and well you know... That way no x-rays. :)
jasonfawcett 2
one brick, two brick, three brick, floor!
Rddvl 11
At least you didn't get hit by them as they were being thrown..
EatnBeef 7
You might have set that as your new alarm. Go to options to undo.
Predental 5
I used to make arrow in the knee jokes, then I took a brick to the face.
brunomars09 3
lolololol good one @52
cosmosis 12
Lucky you dont live in sydney mate. Houses here get sprayed with bullets, and a man yesterday got shot in the neck with an arrow!!
ihatethesenamez 6
Did you chip their bricks?
DayAndNite 8
Welcome to the life of Martin Luther King Jr.
EatnBeef 7
King was shot.
jc10x 8
Theyy were trying to brick in his house
Pelreskovich 11
Fill in your window with the bricks, that way they can't throw bricks through anymore! Might reduce the lighting/atmosphere of the room though.. Orrrrr, you could chase those rapscallions down and use those bricks carefully placed in a sack to thump them.
mudkipsan 19
The bricks see their reflection in the window and think it's another brick invading their territory. There are decals you can get that look like a predator, so you shouldn't have this problem again.
tellithowitis 13
This reminds me of frosty the snowman...
BeccaHugs 17
"rapscallions" just became my new word-of-the-day.
Pelreskovich 11
You're welcome, Becca.
aztav93 4
You should have thrown it back and them then beat the shit out of them
deebaybeee19 6
hey, they're reusable. stop bitching and enjoy your gifts.
aztav93 4
Lmfaaaooooo
hsbballer 1
You live in the gheto or what
Colonel_Lexi 18
Because all pranksters are "from da hood" right? Way to stereotype, 7.
flockz 20
ya way to stereotype damn. besides, if it was the ghetto, they would use guns.
DrMime 10
I'm so gecko that I can change colors to fit in with rival gangs.
brunomars09 3
#7 STEREOTYPING? shame on you!
iAmScrubs 19
Okay, you have to listen to me here on the steps to take revenge. First, buy a plot of land about 5 acres in size. Now, buy cement wholesale and store it in there. Now it is time to buy millions of dollars of heavy machinery and a few cement trucks. You can finally proceed to assemble three cement bricks to throw back.
hrubi4x4 4
Ur a fag
silentbutfunny 0
34 you're a heterosexual.
Just_ol_Kole 0
Afterwards when your revenge is completed, you can kick back in a beach chair and sip a tequila while countless pedestrians ask you what in the hell you plan to do with all that extra concrete, but I'm sure you can find some peace in that secret fort you made in the cement truck.
jessaiee 17
Was it an advertisement for window pane refitting?
Smokindevil 9
Ha!! Lol
Let_Haterz_Hate 0
That happend to me once but then I took an arrow to the knee!!!