dammit
United States
Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Michael
Australia
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
EllieJ
Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML
Elliot
United Kingdom
Good morning
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
1ndustrytx
United States
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
Ringo McDingo
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Thrashed
Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
anonymous
France
Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML
Kaz
United States
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Mythbusters
Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML
nuerrotticc
Help!
Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
Vero
Timelkam, Austria
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Take the bricks and throw them back. ******* vandals will get a lump on the head and a valuable lesson about who NOT TO **** WITH.
deebaybeee19 6
hey, they're reusable. stop bitching and enjoy your gifts.
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Comments (103)
loserman67 36
Dude - an alarm clock would be much less expensive and a lot less dangerous!
MeLuvBewbs 7
Collect em and play Tetris!
CuteDumBlonde64 11
welcome to the city life.
MelTheGreat 23
Darn those little piggies.
LaughinStock 16
Ladies and gentlemen this is how the story of the three little piggies and the big bad wolf started.
RedPillSucks 33
Baby mama is pissed!
Keylogger_0 0
When you see it, bricks will be shat...
StromyG2 10
At least you didn't over sleep...
ScarletBloom 14
It's time for you to move out of that house. Anything can happen from that day onwards.
CoolRainbowdash 15
You should be glad you didn't get hit in the head
Colonel_Lexi 18
...and three lives were cut short when OP mowed them down with his car out of blind rage.