Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML
Good morning
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
Thrashed
Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Mythbusters
Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML
Help!
Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Take the bricks and throw them back. ******* vandals will get a lump on the head and a valuable lesson about who NOT TO **** WITH.
deebaybeee19 6
hey, they're reusable. stop bitching and enjoy your gifts.
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Comments (103)
takenover 15
Well, that was very rude of someone to wake you up that way.
schealey 0
This is definitely worse than what happened to me a couple of days ago when I was woken up first by some dickheads egging my window then a random man washing my window and running off. Weird.
asdfjklol 0
I was readin the comments while listenin to the end of go to sleep by eminem....
thatshot808 6
and no one cares...
Fylminesawsome 5
Sniper pelletgun.
botdffan4 3
Throw them back, maybe they will get hit in the head with them
Lebeaugars95 20
Riiiise and shiiiine
Smokindevil 9
Lol
SkoomaKi 28
Throw them back and show who's boss!
coolguy10732 14
WTF?! Bricks seriously WTF?!