dammit
United States
Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Michael
Australia
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
EllieJ
Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML
Elliot
United Kingdom
Good morning
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
1ndustrytx
United States
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
Ringo McDingo
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Thrashed
Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
anonymous
France
Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML
Kaz
United States
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Mythbusters
Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML
nuerrotticc
Help!
Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
Vero
Timelkam, Austria
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Take the bricks and throw them back. ******* vandals will get a lump on the head and a valuable lesson about who NOT TO **** WITH.
deebaybeee19 6
hey, they're reusable. stop bitching and enjoy your gifts.
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Comments (103)
perdix 31
Did you piss off three different people or one person really badly?
rocker135 0
And so goes the saying when life gives you bricks you launch them back at whoever gave you them
Todeswalzer 14
Did you catch one?
Goalkeeper50 0
Well look On the "bricker" side of things, at least you weren't woken up by being hit by one :D
periwinkle95 10
There is no "bricker" side.
musicluvr2000 11
Ouch... It was probably an add to replace your window fyl
Burrito_Time 5
Who you piss off?
OnlyAvailableID 28
At least you have some "concrete" evidence for your insurance.
Clamcreepy 7
Good thing those bricks didn't cut your life short and make that nap longer than you intended which could've been forever. Maybe investing in a security cam would've be a bad ideal, especially in this day and age.
Clamcreepy 7
Wouldn't *
jerseyboy732 16
Who did you piss off?
KatieKayy15 0
that sucks /: throw em back! lol