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Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25671) - you deserved it (6183)

On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States

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Tree murderer

#1 - On 01/23/2012 at 2:55am by FYLbeotches

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I really don't see how you can mix those two up... Well at least if the hospital finds you crazy you'll get a little vacation.

#2 - On 01/23/2012 at 2:59am by KeannaLove

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