Transportation: Slam the brakes

Slam the brakes

By wrecked - 23/01/2012 01:52 - United States

Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML

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By Zinfandel - 07/08/2010 06:04 - United States

Today, I decided to clear up some storm damage. I carefully cut a tree that was threatening to fall on my house. It fell on my neighbor's house instead. He's taking me to court for damages. FML

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You deserved it 36 946

By me - 01/05/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down fell on my car. They claim that by law, they aren't responsible and don't have to pay for it. FML

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You deserved it 3 335

Unbeliever

By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML

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You deserved it 6 699

By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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You deserved it 5 119

By Sparks - 27/04/2019 10:00 - United States - Taylor

Today, my neighbors threatened to sue me because a six-foot branch fell off one of my trees and into their yard, hitting nothing on the way down. FML

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You deserved it 232

By in debt - 01/11/2018 13:30

Today, a tree fell on our 3-month-old family car. Today, I also learned that my husband never insured it. It's probably scrap, and we still have to pay it off for the next 5 years. FML

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You deserved it 566

By youfuckingslut - 11/11/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML

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Alexa, play "Cars" by Gary Numan

By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 16:00

Today, I ran a stop sign that was completely obscured by foliage, in a city I was unfamiliar with. A city bus then T-boned me. My car is now totalled, and I’m afraid this will now go to court. FML

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You deserved it 412

By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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You deserved it 2 585

By Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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You deserved it 46 185

FYLbeotches 5

Monday 23 January 2012 8:55

Tree murderer

KeannaLove 32

Monday 23 January 2012 8:59

I really don't see how you can mix those two up... Well at least if the hospital finds you crazy you'll get a little vacation.

Comments

rofflewaffle 9

Monday 23 January 2012 21:20

Did you then ask him for a ride to work?

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 23 January 2012 21:43

Wow, I'm sorry. And I thought my fender bender two weeks ago was bad...

ilove80smetal 8

Monday 23 January 2012 21:49

Are you the guy who broke through a fence and crashed into a tree on someone's FML yesterday?

babyshaft408 8

Monday 23 January 2012 21:59

What a tree hugger. N e thing to get rich these days

babyshaft408 8

Monday 23 January 2012 21:59

What a tree hugger. N e thing to get rich these days

janro72 10

Monday 23 January 2012 23:52

hey, there could've been a kid there so be proud for doing what you thought was right

sryu 9

Tuesday 24 January 2012 0:43

People will find anything to sue for these days. FYL

Chad_the_Brony 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:12

Tell him to **** off, slash his tires and run over his kid. Then counter-sue for damage to your mental health. I don't care if this gets thumbed down, I'd beat the **** out of him for suing on. Such a trivial matter.