Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to clear up some storm damage. I carefully cut a tree that was threatening to fall on my house. It fell on my neighbor's house instead. He's taking me to court for damages. FML
Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down fell on my car. They claim that by law, they aren't responsible and don't have to pay for it. FML
Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Today, my neighbors threatened to sue me because a six-foot branch fell off one of my trees and into their yard, hitting nothing on the way down. FML
Today, a tree fell on our 3-month-old family car. Today, I also learned that my husband never insured it. It's probably scrap, and we still have to pay it off for the next 5 years. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
Today, I ran a stop sign that was completely obscured by foliage, in a city I was unfamiliar with. A city bus then T-boned me. My car is now totalled, and I’m afraid this will now go to court. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
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FYLbeotches 5
Tree murderer
KeannaLove 32
I really don't see how you can mix those two up... Well at least if the hospital finds you crazy you'll get a little vacation.
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Comments (165)
UsernameHere234 13
Were you driving a Suburban and went through his fence then asked for a ride to work?
leafsrbest 0
You dont by chance own a surburban? Cuz that would explain the other fml about a guy that crashed into his tree haha
rubberduckie94 13
The only thing that needs checked is possibly your eyes. I do not drive very much, only when needed, but sitting in the passenger seat I often see things that are not what they appear to be. I am sorry you crashed your car, but hopefully your insurance is good. I am also glad that you have no injuries.
McDonaldsworker 4
I understand why you would want to only drive when needed when you sit in the passenger side while driving, I salute you for you have more guts than I could possibly imagine.
rubberduckie94 13
You made me laugh at my own horrible wording.
longview_fml 0
You guys in America sue everything. O_o
McDonaldsworker 4
Duh, i checked and you live in Denmark dumb@ss you LIVE in the USA, What are you like 5? learn all the states in your OWN country or you won't pass kindergarten!!!
longview_fml 0
155 I live in Denmark which is a country in north Europe... Talk about being dumb.
McDonaldsworker 4
Hey #163 Dude I'm so sorry! I just now googled Denmark and it IS somewhere in Europe NOT in the U.S.A. I feel like a dumb-ass, I'm really sorry...
longview_fml 0
Aw its okay :) theres a lot of people that doesnt know denmark exist /: so dont feel bad ^^'
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm confused as to how you can mistake leaves for a child. There's a pretty obvious size difference between the two.
capnbzarr 43
Yeah, I'm glad this driver is (at least temporarily) off the road.
ravenxcorvinus 9
i too, would check your mental stability OP O.o although fight the "harming the tree" potential lawsuit because that is just BS.
Beckyxo 3
6 posts down is the guy whos tree you smashed into! Maybe you can resolve things on here? :P
EduJav321 24
The hippies are not gonna be happy
RensM 22
You would not by any chance be the person there was an FML about earlier "Suburban driving through a fence and hitting a tree waking the poster up", in that case... did you get a ride to work?
elementalz 2
O America Land of the crazies