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By FeelingFatastic - 05/01/2015 06:08 - United States

Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML

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By shouldbehappyiguess - 11/07/2013 06:20 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML

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By ouch - 14/06/2012 11:26 - Australia - Collaroy

Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 00:22

Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML

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By Fatlady43 - 19/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

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By lilsis - 31/01/2010 05:38 - Australia

Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her no not really. Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML

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By candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

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By Daniel - 09/08/2021 16:01

Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML

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By Bubbah - 15/03/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML

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netflixislove 32

Monday 5 January 2015 16:21

What an asshole…

KhaleesiDannie 26

Monday 5 January 2015 16:30

You should ask her if her New Years resolution is keeping her nose out of peoples business

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netflixislove 32

Monday 5 January 2015 16:21

What an asshole…

underthesea12 24

Monday 5 January 2015 17:00

Maybe she was just concerned about her health.

Ichiya 29

Monday 5 January 2015 18:03

In today's society it is considered almost mandatory for women to have dieting as a New Years resolution. Maybe she was genuinely confused why the op wasn't conforming.

chosha_fml 26

Monday 5 January 2015 18:17

And yet that makes it no less rude.

ob81 8

Tuesday 6 January 2015 13:44

Not women in general.

kennie999 5

Monday 5 January 2015 16:21

first! ?

Vagitarian1 10

Monday 5 January 2015 16:24

Former friend?

sweetnsourrr 11

Monday 5 January 2015 16:30

well..she didn't say that was her friend. lol

JskTheFork 14

Monday 5 January 2015 16:24

So much for being indirect. Don't worry OP, diets are for wannabes anyway.

JustinJK 21

Monday 5 January 2015 19:28

Or for people who want to lose weight and be healthy.

tantanpanda 26

Monday 5 January 2015 19:34

instead of going on a diet that does absolutely nothing (if it does, you'll probably gain it back), you should CHANGE your diet. there's a difference. personal choice if you want to though.

mete_orito 34

Monday 5 January 2015 21:17

Don't forget that exercise also helps!

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 5 January 2015 23:51

Diets are for losers :)

lyricalservant 21

Monday 5 January 2015 16:28

She could be jealous of you if not she won't make you feel miserable abt yrself

KhaleesiDannie 26

Monday 5 January 2015 16:30

You should ask her if her New Years resolution is keeping her nose out of peoples business

MrConcise 34

Monday 5 January 2015 16:31

"Is your New Years resolution to be more of a nosy bitch? If so, nailing it."

Ihavegas 22

Monday 5 January 2015 16:31

because you fucktards stress me out, so i eat food instead of your soul. now back the **** off biatch! *this would be my imaginary response.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 5 January 2015 22:57

What would your real response be?

Cass_x 22

Monday 5 January 2015 16:33

"Because I'm feeling ******* fantastic! Thank you for your concern."

Wolfparable 22

Monday 5 January 2015 16:37

Don't listen to people like that if you have no problem with your weight and don't need to change it for health reasons it shouldn't be an issue.

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