Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting out of the shower and realized I’d forgotten to lock the bathroom lock. I heard someone coming towards the door and panicked. I hid behind the curtain and tried to stay completely still, but my dad walked in, saw me standing there like a statue, and just said, “Oh, erm, I’ll come back later.” FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
Today, we got new doors fitted. There were new locks on the bathroom, to the reluctance of my mother, who thought one of us would lock ourselves in. "Only an idiot would lock themselves in," I said, and shut the door to demonstrate. I locked myself in. FML
Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML
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Top comments
rahavan 15
Um I have a no door locked policy at my house but I'm smart enough to realize it doesn't extend to the bathroom.
Zya_fml 8
It's okay spelling bee contestant.
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Comments (76)
GDIZZLE93 11
No more locked doors! Thank you.
IphonFML 6
im sure he meant all doors BUT the washroom door, ahaa
Ani28 10
Next Friday! Gracias ;)
nateylovesporn 1
yeah I agree with number 8 the bathroom doesn't apply.. you should know that
luismyl 6
Yeah that rule doesnt apply to the bathroom
Al_HyLo 5
8, you douchebag
KiddNYC1O 22
Gracias!*
D37H100 5
Y u no lock door? ?(????)
D37H100 5
Sorry for the extra question marks, i tried to put the face to go with it..
Kuni774 0
Hey ;)
Kuni774 0
Hi
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm sorry but he's hypicritical.
Zya_fml 8
Hypocritical* And OP, just do the same thing to him..
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Sorry spelling bee judge
Zya_fml 8
It's okay spelling bee contestant.
Jovecove 13
Haha touché
xSonic 9
The bathroom door shouldn't apply to that rule..
brown4lifejot 1
Can't win either way.
rahavan 15
Um I have a no door locked policy at my house but I'm smart enough to realize it doesn't extend to the bathroom.
yumlicious 4
Isn't there a universal rule to knock if the door is closed? Knock, wait for response, proceed. Not that complicated.
xXToxicPenguinXx 12
but the door is closed. should least assume someone would be in there, its called common sense
arttyruiz 7
Most likely applied to the bedrooms and not the restrooms...
FYLDeep 26
I had a similar policy at my house, but then I became a teenager.
aisthecoolest 8
Giggedy giggedy goo
krad204 21
On the floor
GSP101 0
Common sense people. Common sense.
n0obpr0 4
Is not common
iliketurdles 7
Irony.
wriptidez 0
if the door is shut knock and if no reply say is anyone im there or just walk away lol. @DAD
Enslaved 38
I'd hate to live in your house. I think everyone needs a little privacy. I don't understand why some parents would have that rule. Unless the child was an endangerment to themselves?
GypsyRover 0
If it happens once,hummm,ok. If it happens again,give dad something to look at,then call him a perv. Lol
CoconutSoup 5
You, mister.. Are DISGUSTING