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Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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On 12/12/2011 at 9:04pm - misc - by unknown - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Um I have a no door locked policy at my house but I'm smart enough to realize it doesn't extend to the bathroom.

#5 - On 12/13/2011 at 2:43am by rahavan

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No more locked doors! Thank you.

#1 - On 12/13/2011 at 2:38am by GDIZZLE93

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