Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting out of the shower and realized I’d forgotten to lock the bathroom lock. I heard someone coming towards the door and panicked. I hid behind the curtain and tried to stay completely still, but my dad walked in, saw me standing there like a statue, and just said, “Oh, erm, I’ll come back later.” FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
Today, we got new doors fitted. There were new locks on the bathroom, to the reluctance of my mother, who thought one of us would lock ourselves in. "Only an idiot would lock themselves in," I said, and shut the door to demonstrate. I locked myself in. FML
Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML
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Top comments
rahavan 15
Um I have a no door locked policy at my house but I'm smart enough to realize it doesn't extend to the bathroom.
Zya_fml 8
It's okay spelling bee contestant.
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Comments (76)
aubielovsea 9
My step dad does that, he's walked in on me in the shower/using the bathroom so many times
rubberduckie94 13
you need to tell your mom about that. accidentally walking in on some one does not happen that often. i think stepdad is a pedobear
Jovecove 13
You better be careful of that cheeky bastard, tell your mom and if she don't believe you, call the cops.
causticgirl 6
Exactly. Multiple times are NOT accidents
XxDancerGirlxX 17
Yeah, walking in you many times is nit an accident. Your stepdad's a creepy Pedo.
rubberduckie94 13
he should have knocked thats common sense.
Life_sucks_13 6
Yea...my parents never knocked and I didn't have a lock. But they do now because people would walk in on me getting dressed. Not fun.
manjo71 2
how can u b so dumb...
Canyousee 0
We have the same rule no locked doors and the only lock is the bathroom door. My son would lock the door ( hook and eye ) and then not be able to unlock it. Lol. He has issues with small moter skills. So then it takes awhile to talk him through how to get him to unlock it.
urbandragon 4
To number 2 "u" is spelled YOU and "b" is BE. When calling someone dumb at least take the extra few seconds to properly spell the word.
urbandragon 4
**29 stupid phone.
LullzKitteh 1
stupid phone? or stupid commenter?
Flocka_23 14
Pretty sure that doesn't apply to the bathroom door...
ayebitchfyl 0
Your probably blonde thts why you didn't realize
DeeG12 0
I tend to think this doesn't apply when you're taking a sh*t!!!