Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents woke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 2:29am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
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He should have just ran off into the darkness, leading them to think that their car alarm saved them from a burglary.
#3 - On 12/11/2011 at 1:12pm by mk58
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That's a slippy situation
#1 - On 12/11/2011 at 1:09pm by baseballplaya5
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