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Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML


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On 11/25/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by Dave B - Reserved

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You should have hijacked his 4-wheeler and let him wait for the bus, without an ipod

#1 - On 11/25/2011 at 6:00am by etienne02

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So this guy was yelling at you for standing in an "it's-okay-to-stand-here" zone? Excuse me TWO RANDOM STRANGERS, but how in the hell does OP even REMOTELY deserve this??

#6 - On 11/25/2011 at 6:05am by JiggyBoo123

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