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Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23402) - you deserved it (5143)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48am - misc - by Tyler Smith - United States

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At least it wasn't a huge, junk-rattling fart.

#4 - On 11/03/2011 at 11:15am by Miss_Michaela

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Ghost fart!!!

#1 - On 11/03/2011 at 11:13am by icic6772

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