Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML
by Anonymous / 10/31/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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Put (fake) blood on your self and say you killed your evil twin.
#6 - On 11/01/2011 at 3:58am by GSP101
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Go two houses ahead of him? No, I see the obvious solution here: you're going to have to murder your neighbor.
#9 - On 11/01/2011 at 4:02am by rubyjames
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