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Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29230) - you deserved it (3036)

On 10/31/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Put (fake) blood on your self and say you killed your evil twin.

#6 - On 11/01/2011 at 3:58am by GSP101

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Go two houses ahead of him? No, I see the obvious solution here: you're going to have to murder your neighbor.

#9 - On 11/01/2011 at 4:02am by rubyjames

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