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Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27961) - you deserved it (3363)

On 10/23/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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You could kick your mom to the curb and not invite her over for holidays.

#2 - On 10/23/2011 at 6:20pm by LouisianaBob

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That seems like something my family would do

#1 - On 10/23/2011 at 6:19pm by ters19

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