Miscellaneous: Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother....

By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML

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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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By zoe777 - 09/11/2013 02:54 - United States

Today, my mother not only told me that my ex-husband will be spending Thanksgiving with her and my dad, but that I'm also no longer invited to spend the holiday with my family. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 04:53 - United States - Muncie

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

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By svsksosnns - 11/05/2016 03:59 - United States - Olympia

Today, I went on the road for work for the first time in a very long time. I was enjoying lunch with coworkers when my phone got bombarded with calls and texts. Turns out my wife and my mother had gotten into a fight within two hours of me being away. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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By kingkarnie - 12/12/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 20:37 - United States - North Bend

Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2013 01:03 - United States - La Grande

Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2021 01:59

Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML

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LouisianaBob 9

Monday 24 October 2011 0:20

You could kick your mom to the curb and not invite her over for holidays.

ters19 10

Monday 24 October 2011 0:19

That seems like something my family would do

Comments

KnucklesDeep 5

Monday 24 October 2011 12:18

If you love your wife, you have to stand up to your mother and tell her that what she did was totally unacceptable.

jayemdoubleyou 1

Monday 24 October 2011 14:08

You stay classy Oklahoma.

baseballlegitly0 2

Monday 24 October 2011 14:21

any one els feeling wifes of jersey

mbrooks5110 0

Monday 24 October 2011 17:55

Not to play devils advocate, but if your Mom isn't the over protective type maybe you should listen. If she's just over protective I'm sorry!!! I get along awesome with my inlaws and my husband with his. Parents are sometimes right about your partners and you can & should listen, again if she's not typically over protective. Both my husband & I wish we'd listened to our mothers over the ueats.

Loreh323 0

Monday 24 October 2011 21:51

Your mom needs to be out! Kick the bitch out to the curb......wife

CaliforniaBabe90 0

Monday 24 October 2011 22:50

Sucksssssss .

coreyrct 0

Monday 24 October 2011 23:16

Danggee thats not fun

Devoo 7

Tuesday 25 October 2011 3:45

Next time, record it and put it on Youtube to get 100,000+ views.

mspeacock 6

Tuesday 25 October 2011 20:30

Wow... Someone's mom is a little too ruthless. If I was your wife I would have told her that even though you got the great paying job, you were still putting her in the cheapest "home" you guys can find.

carobug 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 17:57

I'm a little lost and need some clarification. Did OP actually say what his mother heard, or did the wife conjure it up to anger OP's mom? I see it as a FHL either way. If OP said it, then it sucks because the relationship with his mother is THAT bad. But, if the wife did it, then it sucks because you have a craazy family :)

drummerp64 16

Monday 7 October 2013 3:11

I think if I'm reading this right, what happened is as follows: - OP says "I finally got the job of my dreams" - Mother hears OP - Mother tells wife "OP finally got the job of his dreams, so now he can kick your useless ass to the curb" - Mother and wife get in fistfight