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Today, I was it by a car. I called my girlfriend from te ospital an asked er if se could pick me up. Se responded by saying "Fuck you, u aways tell me wat to do!" an ung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59026) - you deserved it (9644)

On 05/08/2009 at 5:46pm - misc - by man (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Oh, wow.
She's lovely.

#1 - On 05/08/2009 at 8:52pm by cinnamania

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Bitches like that make me ashamed to be a woman.

Time for her to become an Ex.

I hope you're well!

#9 - On 05/08/2009 at 8:59pm by Luckster

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