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Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28955) - you deserved it (17149)

On 07/31/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by James (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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"Fuck first base, this bitch is mine!"

#9 - On 07/31/2011 at 6:14am by zakkyzebra

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Well you at least got that much action even if you 2 never go out.

#2 - On 07/31/2011 at 6:12am by namhowell

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