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Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML


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On 07/24/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

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The proper way to apply sunblock is to bathe in it for at least 176 hours. If you do that you'll not only be protected from the sun, but possibly a nuclear blast.

#12 - On 07/24/2011 at 9:59am by SirBedevere

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Murphy's Law.

Didn't you learn to reapply every two hours?

#3 - On 07/24/2011 at 9:54am by Kirashai

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