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Today, after leaving a bar I fell asleep on the Q train heading home. I awoke at 5am in Coney Island, end of the line, to a cop poking me with his baton. He gave me a ticket for "Subway Vagrancy" even though I have a job and an apartment. He didn't ticket the homeless man next to me covered in piss. FML
sucks dude but seriously why would he ticket the homeless guy he has no money
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 24 November 2015