anon
Canada
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
leaf hater
United States
Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
racking-leaves
United States
Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
EwwGross
United States
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
overthehorizon
United States
Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire two acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML
Anonymous
Little Rock, United States
One man and his lawn
Today, my husband, who rarely helps with big projects around the house, offered to help me with our mess of a backyard. An hour and a half into the project, and an hour and a half after he disappeared from the backyard, I found him mowing and edging the front. Our front yard was immaculate and didn't need mowed. FML
Anonymous
Hi there!
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
trees
Waupaca, United States
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
Top comments
lookatstupid 0
You should cut his wifes grass
mk58 31
Aren't there any noise pollution rules in your area during the night? I live in Ontario, and we'd be fined for doing that.
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lookatstupid 0
You should cut his wifes grass
pertained 12
as do we all
dolphincheddar 10
or decide to throw a Mexican fiesta at 2 am. sombreros, tacos, tequila, and a Mexican band playing loud music. its not only the best thing of life but it's solid revenge.
WOGBRO 6
Who reads the comments on FML more than the FML's
worldcupcheer17 0
why at 2 in the morning is the question..
dolphincheddar 10
I do.
LordGoober 13
I thought I was the only one who did this, nothing better than mowing late at night, not near a hot.
2ndSucks 15
2 in the morning would be a lot cooler, especially in the south. Though I prefer 8 or 9 in favor of the middle of the night.
HowAreYouToday 34
try sleeping some time.
GotALife 11
He should cut your grass too.
nahgemoohc 17
hahahaha!!! this situation reminds me of my neighbour who would vacuum his house at 12am!!we moved out... NAH i'm just kidding. I'm still here and he still vacuums his house at around that time. OP, i feel your pain;P
GuitarFail123 9
fail.
dolphincheddar 10
guitarfail.
changetheworld 0
Well.. It's not hot as **** at two in the morning.
Feklfekl2222 32
why should op say they FINALLY cut their lawn? it is none of their business if they don't mow the lawn
Jakaroo 0
Ohhh I tried mowing at 2 am,well actually 3.It's a little better 'cause it's cooler.
green_eggs_and_h 0
94- If Op lives in a neighborhood with an HOA it might be a requirement to have your grass not be too long and/or unruly. So maybe Op is concerned that their kind and considerate neighbor's grass is too long because she doesn't want them to be fined? I don't know, I'm just spewing my opinion. Go ahead and thumb me down to Hell.
Feklfekl2222 32
128- what's a hoa?
Prankster7o7 5
129- Homeowner's Association.
ArentICute 0
Dont we all cut the grass at 2 a.m?
ashlyn88 0
I love you !! lol
StopDropNRoll 11
62- I had a neighbor who mowed our lawn. We got back from school one day and yea job done. then he kept doing it. cool dude
redsfan 4
Maybe op's neighbor normally works third shift and had a day off, so for him it was like day time. Just a thought.
marinus_fml 20
he should really keep of the grass
wunderhosen 6
Keep of the grass?
dolphincheddar 10
yes 12, that's what he said. want a cookie?
dolphincheddar 10
yes 12, that's what he said. want a cookie?
marinus_fml 20
12, I meant off*
ImaWiseGuy 5
cocaines a hell of a drug...
dolphincheddar 10
55. meth is better
HowAreYouToday 34
I summon SOCIAL LIFE. It attacks with PARTY. It's super affective!
ImaWiseGuy 5
57, if you wanna get technical meth is worse...
marmlr339 14
coke is better. hands down
dolphincheddar 10
but I don't want to get technical. so it's not ;)
dolphincheddar 10
73. i prefer pepsi to coke
HowAreYouToday 34
I prefer dr pepper
SCREAM4meeee 0
I prefer Orange Crush
FunnyGuy5051 7
I prefer weed
KatrinaKitten 16
Was the noise worth clean-cut grass?
Iamnotmyself 17
Screw you guys, I like raw buffalo meat juice.
HowAreYouToday 34
I'm a vampire. I like human meat juice.
mk58 31
Aren't there any noise pollution rules in your area during the night? I live in Ontario, and we'd be fined for doing that.
atthegates 0
yes. alberta had those laws too... im guessing that neighbour chose to ignore them
hannahtaskey 9
Washington has rules like that too.
imaberry95 0
op you should **** THAT MAN UP, put a bunch of rocks and dog shit in his lawn when he is mowing. or when it's raining, put fruit loops in his grass so it will be pretty colors
daisyloo 7
Since there are rules, you should report him so he won't do it again! FYL:(
mk58 31
95, I like the way you think.
agaba 0
no it ok tho he wasn't bothered he was to busy playing his new drums
Jakaroo 0
95 thumbs up :D
AlexRen 21
got my Halloween prank:D
mynameis1339 0
Yeah of course it's not like he's going to listen that's why you have a phone to call the police.
mynameis1339 0
Yeah of course it's not like he's going to listen that's why you have a phone to call the police.
hockeykidcanada 0
oilers suck!
Jadon_M 8
I live in bc Once a guy started shooting his full auto gun He also tryed to higher a person to kill someone
TheMasticater 9
make him cut it with scissors
monsterbeats_fml 9
I like the way you think.
DeepDownThere 3
Yeah. You need to cut your hair.
LuHGiiiT 11
You need to cut your whiskers.
hellojpg 0
You need to cut your pubestache.
KatrinaKitten 16
And all of you need to cut it out.
SneakherHead 5
And you need to stop sucking the sack
green_eggs_and_h 0
Quit playin with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap.
TheMasticater 9
Eminem is the shit.
canzonetta 16
Is that a metaphor? ;)
cgchamp89 7
Sounds like a hard working neighbor. Mine never cuts their grass...
dolphincheddar 10
that or decide to have a Mexican fiesta involving loud music and fireworks at 2 in the morning. revenge plus tacos, sombreros, tequila, and Mexican music, you can't go wrong
mycookiezz 0
Better late than never I guess.
LuHGiiiT 11
I'm liking Dolphin's revenge taco idea xD
F0xyTurtle 8
My neighbor often mows his lawn at 8-9 pm.. it's quite annoying :P
smashgrab 0
I cut my grass in the evening. It's cooler out, and when it's been 100+ for the past three weeks you try and avoid being outside during the day.
Runninvegan 8
I cut my grass at 2 in the morning as well. it's just not in my yard ;)
shepaintsmusic 6
What? do you think you need to sleep or something?
Iwashere12345 0
were u like, waiting for him to cut his own grass??
Flash8bro 0
haven't you seen those signs that say 'keep off the grass'?
marinus_fml 20
sorry, I meant off*
RokNRoll11 9
hey this is all I got for messaging but I hope it means something
maffy4ever 8
Was he drunk?
BADDiam 4
Your face scares the shit out of me..
cptcook 0
hahaha
maffy4ever 8
It scares everyone.