Anonymous
United States
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
Penhold, Canada
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
TheAnnoyedNeighbor
United States
Neighborhood watch
Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
Anonymous
Bessemer, United States
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Aaron
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Lindso1
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Top comments
TheRealBruce 12
well y'all better put them in a safe
macdaddymady 8
man that's some scary shit, it's time to move
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fckdupzf 0
so disturbing!
Mattsharky5 2
OP, looks like you are going to have to start creating horcruxs for backup
Ugi 27
Doesn't seem to be an issue as long as they remember to take their souls with them when they go out.
IrishWildMan 3
Hellraiser: Breaking and Entering. OP, if you find a puzzle box, LEAVE IT BE! Not worth the hassle bro, believe me.
rein 8
they are dementors, duh. you are lucky they didn't kiss you.
jjpavo 0
it's actually not disturbing. why? it sounds like they were trying to make an EpicMealTime reference. sounds like they trolled you.!
Symmetry88 0
8 haha! FML reference :D
agasshi_fml 0
12- WIN!
Angel_Vice 0
Did they leave a return address?
matt5217 4
I favorited this
kyleinsane 0
lol ****** awezome
baddud300 6
Tell them you guys are Gingers.
XxToriLovexX 0
Sounds like an EpicMealTime reference lol. usually it's,"Next time, we eat (put random thing here)." they just changed "eat". Faving this :)
slightlypyro1996 4
I hope you're all gingers!
RetardedBullFrog 4
sounds like something the epic mealtime time would say.
XxDevilxXGt 26
haha 41 that's what I was thinking. Next time, we eat SOULS!
WOGBRO 6
You are right that is so disturbing on so many levels.
Jimster1712 0
a new reason to be a ginget
Crunch_Captain 1
it's like you got robbed by a cult WTF o_o
changetheworld 0
Hahahaha. That's hilarious. Damn.
coNsperAZI 4
no u people are dumb only u can get rid of you soul
scrapmetal58 9
EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!
davizv 0
it's not disturbing. does no one realize the epic meal time reference?
cookiemobzta 0
kool
tacocannon99 5
robbed by the flyin dutchman!!
XXscenekidXX209 0
im sorry, but thats to funny and anyways, it was prob some emo kids form of a joke
connorbecool 0
that actually made me laugh out loud!
CanadaIsLAX 5
looks like she has some fingers on her hands
kaykay9080 5
They obviously were new gingers.
xmayne 0
your house was burglarized not robbed
amag97 0
It's either that, or someone is a fan of EpicMealTime!
doggedfang 5
They mean't it too didn't they.
thebigd44 0
your picture is really ****** up.
mexicanpolarbear 2
OP was robbed by musclesglasses
yoyoforpeace 14
Whoever did it is awesome. I wouldn't even be mad after that.
macdaddymady 8
man that's some scary shit, it's time to move
xlord 27
that's when you make a horcrux
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha, you should leave a note in the exact same place stating, "good thing I'm a atheist"...
changesinme 0
reply to the note : next time I call the cops
ScaughtieHolden 11
Dude you still have a soul if you're atheist.
thisusernamewast 0
not if he is a ginger
Ieatpeople1984 0
Hey morons, you can't reply to the note. And this main commenter looks about 30 not 16 as she claims.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
^Nah she looks about 25 not sixteen. I think it's because she's got major wrinkles.:S
MizzErikaHart 8
I can she's 16 by the way her make up turned out...
Troy_K 7
Hide yo' kids, Hide yo' wife!
skizzlerz 0
23 and 131-you made my freaking day XD 61-not necessarily. You don't know what people believe. I'm not atheist, but if I was, what would be the point of a soul if I'm not going anywhere after I die? So they don't necessarily believe in souls. Just saying
iEatGuppies 0
by your picture it looks like you have no soul...
Newboyz00185 0
The Gingers are back....
foxman47 3
It actually looks like it's time to buy some hair dye. If you pretend to be a Ginger then they won't try to steal your soul because they will think that you don't have one.
iEatDinosaurs14 0
whats being a Ginger got to do with any thing?. lmao
GodsLittleMistak 8
@314 It's a South Park reference
TheRealBruce 12
well y'all better put them in a safe
flossybaben 0
is that supposed to be funny- I laugh at anything, I didn't laugh at that.
tsume24 3
I did.
Dasuss 11
I did too.
Symmetry88 0
I did three.
Cryingraven 1
I did four.
flossybaben 0
ha cute, I chuckled at that. keep up the great work!
ImaWiseGuy 5
51, you ****** up the chain...
flossybaben 0
well at least my face isn't ******
g_willikers24 17
well that was uncalled for.
MizzErikaHart 8
it's getting thumbed up tho.....
dolphincheddar 10
59 has had too much kangaroo for breakfast lately
imOaks 3
I did five. Oh shi-
TheRealHouse 7
in Soviet Russia, your **** up is faced!
CynthiaMeAtSix 7
I totally read it in that guys voice in your picture.
TheRealBruce 12
oh thank you guys for helping me with that mean guy I love y'all keep up the great work I'm sorry jeffrey's here gotta go bye y'all
partyfool2011 4
22- Well apparently people don't think the same as you, so please shut your face.
flossybaben 0
you sir are a fail. I have come to the conclusion that you must be mildly retarded, or completely insane, I think it's both hmmm:)
GuessWhatKids 13
241- I hate it when idiots who can't even properly construct a sentence compare retardation to insanity.
flossybaben 0
Bet it took you all day to construct that sentence.
TheRealBruce 12
275 bet it took your parents all day to decide whether to keep you or not. oh I'm sorry for getting nasty I'm just in a little conflict with Jeffrey
edogy 0
59 I doubt that it isn't
edogy 0
I doubt that it isn't 59.
jacob4848 4
59- By the looks of it you have a horse face...
TheMasticater 9
They were probably either dementors or gingers, either way they need your souls
xxkittyxxx 0
lol xD
cBlackout 13
what if op is a ginger?
tsume24 3
275: just stop. you're digging yourself a hole. next time don't break the chain.
TheTerenity 9
Oh no!
Ciiigarettes 0
Hahah. Oh my god.
problemchildHWD 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
xiaoxaio 5
i miss the days when all they sold was possesions
xiaoxaio 5
chuck norris rob you?
mikalb 0
robbed by satan
flamegrilled123 3
robbed my epicmealtime
xstream 5
exactly my thoughts
JonaDona 2
nahhh...stealing souls?? the robbers must be gingers lol jk xD
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
88 wins. btw I am a ginger and I think it's funny, sue me.
jmk1469 5
oh snap!
22cute 17
sounds like Dementors 2 me
emodude44 0
Well, you can't laugh unless you can laugh at yourself!
kayC7 0
LMFAO.
cameycamcam 7
sounds like it was crack heads
MrFraser25 2
or the people from Epic Meal Time ;)
alaskababy907 11
Well I don't see why Lil Wayne has the need to steal your personal items..
nclark95 0
lmao agreed yo
Freeze_fml 17
Well you won't lose anything valuable next time.
Parazad 16
Must be a couple of ninjas....
b0ss42nine 0
tehe :) as long as they have the ninja glare down
Chinnithy 0
Hah! They can't steal your soul if you don't have one from the beginning! Hah!
danielreader22 4
That makes no sense at all...
chrisnsons 2
dumb japs.....
SirObvious 1
why was that so funny to him?
michelleJ11 25
I think 9 is guessing that they're red-heads ...
Doortje 30
I hope you're a ginger.
_Sophia_ 14
I may have laughed a bit too much at that.
Symmetry88 0
win
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha, one of the best comments I've seen yet...
lajaynay 15
cuz everyone knows that gingers don't have souls!
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
HAHAHA!!!! (*says while laughing*) it's true we don't..
iLoveBoobies21 0
just thought I would say after reading that comment, I dropped my iPhone, and rolled off the bed due to the fact of laughing so hard. Carry on.
Doortje 30
Is your iPhone ok?
iLoveBoobies21 0
Yeah, dropped it on carpet. :P
hellzrydaz 0
asshole Ginger chicks are hot as **** so shut up ****** it's NIGGERS that swallow ****
gaga_fierce 0
LOLOLOL. It took me a minute. Laugh much needed xD
FUUUandyourmom 16
Ah, we gingers..
bestnameright 14
Fact: gingers don't have souls. Myth:every freckle we get is one we steal.
mrbattleman 10
I appreciate a sense of humor when I'm robbed
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Perhaps the only time I've laughed when hearing about a robbery