Today, I yet again dreamt of the girl I loved in elementary school. She isn’t the woman I wound up marrying. FML
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Today, I randomly bumped into the girl of my dreams, my high school sweetheart whom I lost 15 years ago when my parents decided to emigrate us. I couldn’t help myself, I went up to her hoping the old spark was still there. She was just as sweet now as she was then, just heavily pregnant. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I had a dream where I was with my last girlfriend, from five years ago. Nothing dirty. Just leaning on each other, talking, and smiling. Woke up and felt like she was really here, and now I miss her as much as when she had to leave the country. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I’ve dreamt of going back to high school so many times, every morning I wake up thinking I finished it twice and still have all my friends. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML
Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML
Today, I realized the only person who’s ever loved me was an old friend. She was an amazing girl, she was there for me at my highs and lows, but I didn’t find her attractive, so I turned her down. She has since then moved on and gotten married, while I’m still getting played left and right by women. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35
If you're holding onto a fantasy of a girl who made you feel strange in elementary school, that's a you problem. If she's your wife it's insane to think she'd retain the innocent personality of a young child as an adult. If she's not your wife, then your dreams of the "love" you had for this girl is just as creepy as wanting your wife to be a child-like adult.
RichardPencil 30
You can get a divorce and pursue your elementary school crush. That's the obvious, sane way to understand the dream, right?
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BurnInDemonFire 35
If you're holding onto a fantasy of a girl who made you feel strange in elementary school, that's a you problem. If she's your wife it's insane to think she'd retain the innocent personality of a young child as an adult. If she's not your wife, then your dreams of the "love" you had for this girl is just as creepy as wanting your wife to be a child-like adult.
RichardPencil 30
You can get a divorce and pursue your elementary school crush. That's the obvious, sane way to understand the dream, right?
Taurus_ChicKa 36
In elementary school? Dude, you don't even know what love is at that age. This is very disturbing.