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Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML


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On 07/07/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by AgentFreshers (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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I'm sure that the 15-year-old working the drive through is really sorry to hear that your mother is never coming to visit again.

#12 - On 07/07/2011 at 11:54pm by Quest_

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That's a McRipoff.. not to mention McAwkward for you.

#11 - On 07/07/2011 at 11:52pm by wordnerd42

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