FML : Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to...

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Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By boudinette - / Wednesday 15 April 2015 10:14 / France - Saint-martin-d'heres

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By Pingvinai | 37

#6263587 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:07

Buy the size you have, not the size you want.

By codytallica | 38

#6263592 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:08

I understand the point but why do women do this to themselves? YDI for knowing it wouldn't fit

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By Pingvinai | 37

#6263587 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:07

Buy the size you have, not the size you want.

Cezll | 11

#6263611 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:15

Or at least don't wear it if it's not the size you wear now, hang it where you'll see it and push yourself to get to that size

funsizedliz | 15

#6263640 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:40

Beauty is pain?

ItsAUnicorn | 27

#6263662 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 19:12

It's possible that she fit into it in the morning but didn't in the evening, as your stomach kind of blows up during the day due to eating. Worst case scenario it that you'll have to sleep in at so you can take it off in the morning!

Sunflower1919 | 19

#6263735 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 20:50

Just because it zips doesn't mean it fits.

rayman173 | 2

#6264570 - Thursday 16 April 2015 19:42

why did this one get downvoted it's so true.

FMLusername969 | 21

#6267895 - Monday 20 April 2015 9:43

You do realize that you would look thinner if you had just worn the appropriate size

sarcasmwins | 24

#6277355 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 22:57

You don't alter Vera to fit you, you alter yourself to fit Vera - Bride Wars.

By Bricktothehead | 21

#6263588 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:07

Go get butter! Good for comfort eating and lubricant ???

swanheart | 35

#6263621 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:23

Won't do much for the dress though! What's worse - a torn dress or big grease stains? :)

howard007 | 18

#6263791 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 22:17

I do the exactly same with condoms i buy the largest size, hoping ill fit it properly

ToxicTyrael | 26

#6263795 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 22:24

45 made me lol

By ZelmaSlayer | 30

#6263589 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:08

Just go loose that weight and the dress will come off no problemo :)

Purexinsanity | 46

#6263656 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 19:01

Is OP just supposed to wear the dress until she gets smaller? Because that takes a while..

mischiefkel | 17

#6263755 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 21:29

Ahem, I believe you mean go LOSE that weight so the dress will be LOOSE, and will come off 'no problemo' Just sayin..

R2Y2 | 22

#6264208 - Thursday 16 April 2015 8:45

The message was clear 41, who cares about a tiny ass typo (aside from you).

ZelmaSlayer | 30

#6264446 - Thursday 16 April 2015 16:52

@65 Amen brotha

LissaPalumbo | 14

#6264488 - Thursday 16 April 2015 18:29

Well 65, obviously plenty of people care...

Wakachulak | 22

#6269052 - Tuesday 21 April 2015 18:24

Not necessarily, 23. Water makes up most of the body weight, and it can go quickly. Though dehydrating yourself to look thinner is very unhealthy, this might be a valid exception to the rule.

BeachGirl27 | 23

#6274861 - Monday 27 April 2015 8:13

Easier said than done 67!

By ZachHatesPeople | 22

#6263590 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:08

Congratulations on losing weight. Just a little more and you'll be able to get out of the dress too!

iiTzNeeNerz | 26

#6263788 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 22:14

She didn't lose weight. She WANTS to lose weight but she wore it before actually losing enough weight to fit in it.

ZachHatesPeople | 22

#6264171 - Thursday 16 April 2015 7:47

Im an idiot...

pinkster2014 | 25

#6264784 - Friday 17 April 2015 1:50

Ohh... I thought she lost a little weight, but just not enough to fit into the dress perfectly.

By codytallica | 38

#6263592 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:08

I understand the point but why do women do this to themselves? YDI for knowing it wouldn't fit

chuka81 | 27

#6263602 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:12

It's good motivation. If someone wants to lose weight, there's nothing wrong with trying to motivate yourself.

brand125 | 17

#6263633 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:33

except she didnt wait til she was that size...

fullalove | 23

#6263636 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:35

I agree that yes, it is good motivation, but knowing it's too small, and deciding to wear it anyways is a YDI.

greeneyedx | 23

#6263694 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 20:02

She should've waited until she lost weight before trying to wear it. I would've. It honestly helps encourage weight loss.

garrett_8614 | 14

#6265186 - Friday 17 April 2015 16:20

It's not like she wore it out or anything, I'm assuming she was wearing it at her house.

Soloman212 | 28

#6265497 - Friday 17 April 2015 22:44

It says she wore it all day.. Unless you're assuming she has no life.

By kittythekat | 15

#6263593 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:08

Unfortunately, I do not know the feeling. But I sympathize with you. I wish you luck in your endeavors!

MrsPegg | 45

#6282071 - Tuesday 5 May 2015 9:37

Right? I buy clothes that fit me and are flattering immediately. Delayed gratification my ass lol!

By heirofhope | 38

#6263594 - Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:09

Oh no! I'm sorry that happened OP. I hope your dress was okay. Maybe next time, get your current size, just in case? Again, I'm sorry that that happened to you. Chin up!