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Today, Mah Boyfriend Was Buying A New Hockey Stick; To Test It Out He Startd Hitting A Ball Around The Aisle And Decidd To Shoot It Back Into Its Bin!! Instead The Ball Hit Me Dead In The Mouth, Giving Me A Fat Lip!! Instead Of Consoling Me, Mah Boyfriend Yelld ( GOAL! ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32320) - you deserved it (6232)

On 03/20/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Take a tennis racquet and whack him and say deuce.

#3 - On 03/21/2011 at 3:37am by ManBearP1g

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Kick his balls and then say GOAAAAAAL.

#19 - On 03/21/2011 at 4:00am by sweet_candy_

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