Today, my dog has very watery diarrhea. I laid down paper towels...

By SuddenlyDogless - 22/02/2017 13:00 - Canada - Beachville

Today, my dog has very watery diarrhea. I laid down paper towels to soak it up, and went to get sanitary wipes for the rest of it. When I came back, my dog had dragged the paper towels up onto the sand coloured loveseat. Sand coloured no longer. FML

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By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By kiwibox - 26/10/2013 01:50 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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By StinkyDogs - 27/03/2011 10:06 - United States

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

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Teamwork

By Ash_U - 19/08/2017 16:00

Today, I had to dig through my dog's poop again because I thought I saw a worm, but it was just the remains of the paper towels my husband leaves all over the house. My efforts to make them both stop have obviously fallen on deaf ears. FML

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Splat!

By Anonymous - 11/05/2020 14:00

Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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ohkitty 21

Wednesday 22 February 2017 20:08

the title says suddenly dogless.. you didn't get rid of the dog did you?

MissEris 27

Tuesday 21 February 2017 6:38

I think you're an FML past my dear

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billiejoetho 1

Tuesday 21 February 2017 4:50

20 month old? So ugly. Your kid is almost 2 not 20 months old.

MissEris 27

Tuesday 21 February 2017 6:38

I think you're an FML past my dear

ScratchCatPower 32

Wednesday 22 February 2017 20:32

You just confused the heck out of me

ohkitty 21

Wednesday 22 February 2017 20:08

the title says suddenly dogless.. you didn't get rid of the dog did you?

HappyItalian 38

Wednesday 22 February 2017 21:21

I really hope he didn't or else that would be awful

gichikku 14

Thursday 23 February 2017 0:18

I hope the name is a joke about having killed it and not actually having killed or gotten rid of it for this.

LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 22 February 2017 20:09

I understand the feeling, OP. I have four dogs myself.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 22 February 2017 20:26

And definitely no more lovemaking on it, either (EE-ther.)

never_three 21

Thursday 23 February 2017 1:37

Nobody cares how you pronounce it, bub

Sparkieemae 14

Wednesday 22 February 2017 21:22

The name on this makes me sad. Getting rid of your dog for getting sick once. :/

LyricaSilvan 29

Thursday 23 February 2017 6:41

You do realize the username is more than likely a joke, right? I highly doubt most people would be that irrational.

moondoglou420 17

Wednesday 22 February 2017 22:40

It would have been common sense to leash the dog outside put them into a tiled room if they're having diarrhea. You're lucky that's all that happened.

jcash52426 5

Thursday 23 February 2017 0:09

Free love seat must be picked up ASAP!!!!!

cheshireau 26

Thursday 23 February 2017 4:32

You didn't put him outside when you went to clean?

Talis99 26

Thursday 23 February 2017 5:00

Your dog has diarrhea and you didn't think to put it outside, crate it, or something? The dog's not going to understand or be able to control itself. You kind of deserve that.