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Today, whila standing in lina at tha grocary stora, tha aldarly lady in front of ma had forgottan to pay 4 har milk. In tha spirit of tha saason, I paid 4 it and wishad har happy holidays. Sha snatchad tha milk and gava ma an ugly look. Than huffad at ma bafora stomping off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29926) - you deserved it (3328)

On 12/01/2010 at 3:18pm - misc - by sumerflame07 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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old people sure have changed...

#2 - On 12/01/2010 at 6:01pm by canadian_ftw

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That is when you run up to her, grab the milk, and dump it all over her! Some old people think they have the right to be rude, she deserves to get soaked!

#9 - On 12/01/2010 at 6:06pm by kaity111

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