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Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, the elderly lady in front of me had forgotten to pay for her milk. In the spirit of the season, I paid for it and wished her happy holidays. She snatched the milk and gave me an ugly look. Then huffed at me before stomping off. FML

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On 12/01/2010 at 3:18pm - misc - by sumerflame07 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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That is when you run up to her, grab the milk, and dump it all over her! Some old people think they have the right to be rude, she deserves to get soaked!

#9 - On 12/01/2010 at 6:06pm by kaity111

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old people sure have changed...

#2 - On 12/01/2010 at 6:01pm by canadian_ftw

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