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Today, a girl who has had a problem with me for as long as I can remember, tagged me in a Facebook status update in which she equated my intelligence to that of a mollusk and equated my weight to that of a hippopotamus. My boyfriend, as well as several of my "friends," liked it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30271) - you deserved it (4265)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:33pm - misc - by smarter than a mollusk, skinner than a hippo - United States

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But hippos are awesome. Be happy. Also if you are a hippo, then kill her as the mindless killing machine that you are.

#3 - On 11/10/2010 at 6:04pm by tencentsakiss

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Tell the bitch to suck a chode and stop hating on Squidward.

#2 - On 11/10/2010 at 6:04pm by Fortuitous

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