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TODAY, I ARRIVED AT MY PARENTS HOUSE FOR DINNER. WHEN I GOT THERE, I NOTICED THAT THEY HAD GAY PRIDE FLAGS HANGING FROM THE PORCH, AN GAY RIGHTS BUMPER STICKERS PLASTERED TO THEIR CARS. THERE WAS ALSO A HUGE "WE ACCEPT YOU, NICK" BANNER HANGING FROM THE GARAGE. I'M NOT GAY! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84651) - you deserved it (5645)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Even if you were gay

They went a little overboard, no?

#5 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:31am by last

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At least you know your parents aren't bigots... is that any consolation? :)

#2 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:21am by yay!

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