Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML

by Nick / 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

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  • Even if you were gay

    They went a little overboard, no?

    #5 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:31am by last

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  • At least you know your parents aren't bigots... is that any consolation? :)

    #2 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:21am by yay!

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