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Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39108) - you deserved it (3848)

On 03/15/2010 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

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woah

#1 - On 03/15/2010 at 8:55pm by Mehness

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Your boyfriend already posted about his loss of virginity last April:

"Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#18 - On 03/15/2010 at 9:02pm by Demetra

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