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Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31098) - you deserved it (3677)

On 02/20/2010 at 11:22am - love - by Bilirubin (man) - United States (Missouri)

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that's rather unreasonable, she probably would've turned out to be a crazy controlling bitch anyway

#7 - On 02/20/2010 at 5:25pm by RipIt

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Let me get this straight, if someone doesn't answer a message sent at ONE IN THE MORNING it is assumed that the person's dead or hates them?
That's just a terrible tale, FYL.

#10 - On 02/20/2010 at 5:26pm by Squander

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