Love: Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband... - FML

By browniepoints - 07/02/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML

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By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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By unknown - 17/08/2019 02:00 - Canada

Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML

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I'll be back

By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML

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Grumpy git

By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 02:00

Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML

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Lord of the lost rings

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 18:00

Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 20:00 - United States - Framingham

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

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By bloodshedblack - 21/02/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

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WtfLoser 13

Monday 8 February 2010 1:45

LMFAO

BrotherThomas 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:19

your husbands a bro. I bet he has a great k/d on modern warfare 2

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WtfLoser 13

Monday 8 February 2010 1:45

LMFAO

6969awesome 0

Monday 19 April 2010 14:45

nice boobs

iampunk 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 2:24

24 win.

hedgehogs 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:48

You can't let them get away with this stuff. I've been with my husband since '78, made it legal in '82, so I ought to know. Take charge. Ask nicely to go out on a date, and if he doesn't agree, make a scene. Come on, you must remember how to do that!

pluralbusted 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:29

it is kind of depressing that so many women act content with a relationship and think things like the OP. step up your game and make him want to take you out or what not

BrotherThomas 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:19

your husbands a bro. I bet he has a great k/d on modern warfare 2

g02hell 2

Monday 8 February 2010 5:39

EPIC comment #4 :'D

Rickityraou 0

Monday 8 February 2010 16:58

Epic win #4

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Monday 8 February 2010 6:13

SLIT HIS THROAT AND CARVE YOUR NAME INTO HIS CHEEKS

sum1savemeh 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:44

violent much?

iampunk 0

Monday 18 October 2010 21:09

holy hell.

getthepunchline 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:38

I say lets do it

containsnosoy 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:56

Damn, what happened to all the comments on this post?

MrZed_fml 11

Sunday 17 July 2016 9:47

Deleted my moderator

byronthegrim 0

Monday 8 February 2010 7:24

this is a lie, those avatars thing came out 2 years ago!! ha!

AllyBoo64 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 8:38

uhmm yeah she said in the last 3 yrs....what i wanna know is..WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL WITH HIM?

aussie827 0

Monday 8 February 2010 7:52

what else could you ask for?

4toestatue 7

Monday 8 February 2010 7:56

that's romantic!!!!

beastlydevon 0

Monday 8 February 2010 8:48

and what have you done romantic in the last three years? I bet you've done nothing as wise or romantic as he has done... what a couple gone to waste it just gives me a 

dono_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 16:09

if u quit being a prud and give up some bjs you might get some results

kayvan 8

Monday 8 February 2010 17:03

YDI for marrying a video game addicted loser. You need to take charge.

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