Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML
Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
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WtfLoser 13
LMFAO
BrotherThomas 0
your husbands a bro. I bet he has a great k/d on modern warfare 2
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Comments (40)
Dalala 0
Ha, this is really funny! LMAO
joey112 0
Very very funny-you should do stand-up! I laughed harder at yours than any other on here...perhaps because it's so true for all of us...
AllyBoo64 0
you must be the husbanddd and/or you're a freakk. && btw, i think the point was tht he wanted to marry it?
repyourcliche 0
what?! he put a ring (to symbolise their marriage/the fact that they were married) on his xbox avatar. he doesn't want to marry the avatar, which i guess is what you were saying? i'm very tired so if i have misunderstood it then please by all means do whatever. but if i have got it right then, oh my god...
chippa 24
Aww! I actually think that's really sweet of him. :)
afallingstar 22
at least your husband wears a ring
adaliapeace 3
That's actually kind of cute. If you don't think he's putting enough effort into your relationship, tell him so. Generally a man isn't going to realize you think there's a problem unless you tell him straight. Women are subtle, men are usually not. But yeah, I think it's kind of cute... ^_^
atok 0
Ydi for being to hard to get in bed
MIL0_fml 0
lol that's commitment :p
lilred10195 0
OMG!Lol. sorry but that's dissapointing
JakeL93 0
naww thats a bit cute :P