Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML
by bertthelamb / 02/17/2009 at 12:05pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
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That's what happens when you look orange.
#5 - On 02/17/2009 at 4:05pm by zachattack
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Its life baby, don't worry.
If you stayed with this lump you would miss out on Mr. right. Get your self back together and live that wonderful life of yours.
#16 - On 02/17/2009 at 6:07pm by rational_man
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